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talibutt.bsky.social
Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in.
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Still gets me to this day.

I gotta get my posts up so people don't think I'm a follow bot. Beep boop

mama mia

Explaining everything I learned about Luigi Mangione to my wife, @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social, who was only gone for three hours to buy Christmas presents for our infant. youtube.com/shorts/J6mkf...

gotDAMN

Happy birthday to the blue eyed king, Satoru Gojo. Rest in Infinity.

‪Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?‬

open.spotify.com/playlist/7xq... You're welcome.

Kendrick: Section 80: the hood fucked up GKMC: my city fucked up TPAB: Americas fucked up DAMN: 🌍 is fucked up Mr Morale: I’m fucked up GNX: yall got me fucked up (Inspired by a video I can’t find to tag but want to credit. Let’s find them)

Anyone else feel like life is being written by a 3rd grader? "There was this virus and everyone was scared & we ran out of TP & the bad man who ran the country let people die & then a normal man took over. Phew! Then the crazy man decided to came back, even tho no-one really voted for him. The End."

Just me out here, skeeting the McSkeet I got

Bluesky users: If I were to make an essential ingredient CHEAP cookbook for things that are easy to make but not everyone knows, would you be interested? What would you like to see? Example: Buttermilk is only milk and acid based ingredients. I want to help us move away from frivolous purchasing.

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

That list do be listing.

Get your shongles shit today.

Is this a safe space?? That Electric Forest lineup is surprisingly underwhelming

Frankie (up front) and Beans. 💙

Dark Brandon Badass Scenario One: Issue pardons to every potential Trump retribution target such as Liz Cheney and Jack Smith, but not to himself, forcing Trump to prosecute Biden.