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Big goat titties and a deep manly voice, what's not to love? 🎮 twitch.tv/TalkingGoatTTV 🎬 tiktok.com/@talkinggoatofficial Writer, Vtuber, chalant as FUCK. 🔞MDNI '88 | He/him | AuDHD | Taken 💍 BLM - ACAB - Free Palestine and Congo!
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If my special interest were anything REMOTELY USEFUL I'd have it fucking made #autism #goddamnit

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I’m scared and exhausted trying to hold everything together. I shared our story in this post—please read it, share it, or help if you can. We’re $250 short on bills and I’m doing everything I can to keep us afloat. #mutualaid #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 #MABoost #urgentneed #transcrowdfund 💕💸

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SCP article critique/vote comments are by and large the most unnecessarily brutal, holier-than-thou, I'm-so-smart-look-at-me, unhelpful, overly subjective, garbage-ass "constructive" comments I've ever had the displeasure of reading. #SCP #SCPwiki #writing

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I hate to break it to you but I jus a baby #killgod

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Every person is beautiful if you take the time to actually look. Except for president cheeto. Ugly-ass bitch

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Sometimes I just want my brain to be good for like one fucking hour

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The only way to participate in the Met Gala productively would be to NOT FUCKING GO #metgala #eattherich #fuckfashion

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I thought we were supposed to be eating these people by now. #metgala #themet #eattherich #metgala2025 #metgalafashion

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To the fellas that have been using a chainsaw non-stop near my house for the last eight hours: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Thank you.

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Humans should be limited to a certain number of spoken words per day

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I’m scared. I’ve been doing everything I can—working full-time, running side gigs—to support my trans & disabled wife and me, but I’m still falling short. We’re in the negative and rent is due. Any help or share truly means the world right now. #mutualaid #urgentneed #transcrowdfund #MABoost

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“The whole thing feels like Black Mirror.” “He would listen to the bot over me.” “It gave my husband the title of ‘spark bearer’ because he brought it to life.” Relationships are being destroyed thanks to spiritual mania, supernatural delusions, and arcane prophecy — all fueled by AI chatbots:

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I CAN'T STOP EATING HOT PICKLES

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Days since I've had a nonverbal, crying meltdown: 0

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Nobody wants to hear about the 1:1 ratio between the humans' ability to love and hate equally and infinitely.

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I am so constantly overwhelmed by the complexity of the world around me that it's debilitating if I don't actively turn off my braind.

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Totally ethical science stuff | Voices of the Void BLIND Playthrough Day 5 Live Now! www.twitch.tv/talkinggoatttv

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"You're so funny!" Thanks, I learned to be funny because it was the only way I could get people to be around me.

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Carl Sagan on Astrology

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Too tired to be funny

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After eating spicy pickles regular pickles just don't hit the same way anymore

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I'm so glad that church put a big ugly wooden cross on their sign, I was confused about what the building was used for.

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I might be a fucking downer but at least I also ruin parties sometimes #girlboss

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