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WI ~ 29 ~ a nerd but I change what I’m nerdy about every few days he/they https://boxd.it/dVsD
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Loveeee sleepy (glow in the dark) elmo

Chocolate for breakfast 🙂‍↕️

Jeff lovveeesss explaining what survivor is about 🙂‍↕️

Listen I love survivor with all my heart and I’ve watched every season at least once, but like I’m sooooo bored of Fiji

We live in a simulation

bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro

I know it’s getting warmer and everything, but my mental health is still in a place where I’ve exclusively eaten sandwiches for every meal for 8 days straight

My day just gets better when this song plays

One of my neighbors’ smoke alarms desperately needs new batteries 🙉

so like c*m is bad if you have celiacs because bred? right?

Near zero is not zero! There’s hope yet!

He ghosted me we’re gonna start a fight 😤

There should be 6 Saturdays per week

Happy hump day babes

We love this 🥲

Next on my list of professional relationships getting weirdly sexual, my barber reached out offering me a free trial to his onlyfans and I just might take it

Happy #mcm btw I’m checked out at work today and bored and need kisses and attention

I want to be KISSED

Have a date with a cute Media Studies PhD (my type) this week 🥹

No actually this is just straight up canon

I need a raise so bad cause I just love to buy things

My upstairs neighbor has sung the star spangled banner poorly 4 times in a row so far shall I get out the broom?

I need a new pose

Can I just say the levels of anxiety I’m feeling rn are 📈

I like the color scheme here haha

Aww this was so fun iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/

nevermind. fuck big tech.

Eating Cheerios in my meeting like a bored toddler (dry)

Lmao my therapist just messaged me on sniffies (he has no idea it’s me). How messy do I wanna be?

I’m ready for the say to be over 😪

This album feels so good to listen to

Bonus

#mcm reveals things even when they’re supposed to be innocent 🫣

I’ve kind of backed myself into my little cave for a few months recovering from a messy break up and being overworked, but I’m thinking it’s time to reset and go out of my comfort zone again 🙂‍↕️ imma do tumblr-style microblogging now

You ever been so horny you can’t sleep?

Just know when I wanna relax or have sex I will be a sub alpha every time

Ope same here

Don't threaten me with a good time

One thing I love about the queer community is how well we adapt styles to help us find each other more, and I really think it’s time to change what “queer” looks like so I stop crushing on all these straight men with mustaches and mullets

My neighbors sound like sims

I just got the cutest sweater