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okay but berserk 2016 went hard with the clang sound. literally nothing else, but i know just mentally add giant clangs to stuff all the time. listening to Forces? what if clang.

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coolest moment in the last ten years has gotta be when they burned down that police station right

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only took me staying in bed for ~14hrs, but i actually managed to get a solid 8hrs of sleep while away from my fiancée. W in the chat, plz and thank you.

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i’ve been star wars posting this morning already, so i’ll dive in. is this a good idea? i don’t know, i’m not a movie maker or some sort of repulsive franchise shepherding ghoul, but i want it: wraith squadron. just do top gun and mission impossible in space.

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to be clear, my criticism of star wars media being too self-referential and abandoning the series’s roots as a mishmash of cool shit lucas liked is mostly limited to visual media. i like dorky ass star wars books that up their own ass about the lore lmao

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a lot of star wars trips over its own feet trying to “be” star wars or comment on what it means to be star wars. it’s the same reason why quentin tarantino imitators fail. lucas wasn’t making STAR WARS, he was doing a pastiche or Kurosawa, adventure serials, westerns, and ww2 dogfights and other

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i wonder what it’s like to be running and then get hit with a bolo around the ankles. surely it doesn’t look as silly as presented. i would handle it with dignity.

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my psych is gonna yell at me (my express a light amount of disapproval) because i didn’t pick up my meds from last time. it’s not my fault! the pharmacy said they didn’t have them and then i did nothing about that. truly, a no-win situation.

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legends luke was such a bad dad. i reread fate of the jedi a few years ago and a shocking amount of it was just “luke looked at his disappointing son disappointedly. ben could feel his disappointment. he regretted challenging him, because he hated feeling like he’d disappointed his father.”

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They moved the moon

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star wars bug mind control orgy

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literally every game i watch it’s impressive how terrible the reffing is. insecure, inaccurate, inconsistent, unconscionable.

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fiancée and i might get some cats

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LeButterfingers

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no one has ever been funny

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kyrie is so fucking good (unless he’s playing the celtics)

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lakers with three white boys out there at once… unsettling.

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your honor that’s my emotional support sloppy white boy

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gonna watch the lukers play the mavs probs for like 20mins before i turn it off because the nba sucks

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laser lizard

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fuck driving. ass way to spend time.

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sneezes

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girl who jorks it to courage the cowardly dog? But not the parts you’d think

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hate ira glass’s horrible little voice

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“courage the cowardly dog gets molested by the weird relative, an actual episode of the show”

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i vividly remember the first time i read about a fictional character being shot in the kneecaps and what it awakened in me.

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star war more like earth peace ✌️

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she bud on my dwyer til i, err ———

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kendrick’s gay little super bowl pants

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i couldn’t count the number of ‘important’ work emails i’ve just ignored until they got handled. everything worked out fine. fuck, they really should fire me.

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my brain just bounces between “love fiancée,” “star wars,” “the nba,” “kill yourself,” “hungry,” at unpredictable intervals 90% of the time. i should watch a youbtube video about lebron’s rookie year.

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best superbowl add btw

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they should bring back jaguar and mercedes hood ornaments. nothing funnier than snapping one of those off and pocketing it.

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modern nba is unwatchable tho ngl, but that’s mostly cause of presentation, not product… though the product is also not worth watching for more than 10ish/82 regular season games if you’re just a fan of one team.

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“the nba was better when 8 guys stood around and watched some asshole take a contested midrange jumper at 43%.” — an idiot

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