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Best Lenk. Come for the toy soldier pics. Stay for the loss edits and weapons grade snark. Also, punch Nazis every time.
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Now Elon Musk get access to sensitive IRS records. Meanwhile, we’ve been waiting to see Trump’s tax returns since …2015.

GOP asking the hard questions, suddenly care about violence against Democratic leaders

When will Trump finally discard MLK Day and replace it with Cecil Rhodes Day?

Oh THANK GAWD. Someone’s finally looking out for the true victims in South Africa.

In the hearings, Pam Bribe-on-me pretended to respect the rule of law. Right out the box, she launched pogroms against DEI and “anti-Christian” persecution. Good times.

Jesus fuck!!!

Oh good. A barren strip of desert that, historically, no one has ever wanted.

Of course DEI caused the plane collision! Trump must reinstate Whitehawk Helicopters!

Barely into the job, Pete Hegseth’s Army has already brought down an American Eagle. Why does he hate America?

Birthright citizenship? In jeopardy. Cryptocurrency? $100 billion bailout. FEMA? Converted to ransomeware. Domestic terrorists? Pardoned. Every MAGA voter can DIAF.

gizmodo.com/why-trumps-d... Speaking of flu, the loss of the U.S. in the WHO might also slow down more mundane but still important public health priorities.

I love the people who claimed they couldn't afford eggs whining about the thousands of dollars they wasted on airfare and hotels to attend the cancelled outdoor inauguration.

Remember when Orange Julius Caesar knew Russians paid the Taliban bounties on US servicemen and did not do shit? What a piece of shit.

Oh, please do it. Fuck Alaska.

Now let's see the consequences of being stupid. 😢

SEAL THE TEXAS BORDER NOW!! Our open border policies have allowed these Texan savages to destroy our country. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! How much American blood must we sacrifice to these Godless, evil Texans?!?!

Spooled up some Discworld audiobooks. What have you done to me, @rincewind.run?!?

#PresidentMusk

Elon Musk has 12 children and not a single one of them wanted to spend Christmas with him. There can be no more honest judgement of a person's essential character

I have no notes.

The NYT sucks so hard.

See also, the Suez Crisis of 1956.

Holy shit. This would be the funniest thing ever.

This is the best one. #PresidentMusk

So that tiny-handed fuckwit can’t even get the flag right.

“Mr. Trump, you realize that Elon holds more power as kingmaker than he would as president?” “You mean I get to be king?”

Will the Fanta Menace actually send military assets to annex the Panama Canal? How much tax money will he spend to make sure Amazon doesn’t have to pay tolls?

Of course Trump does whatever Musk says. Donny gets flustered around actual billionaires. People with money intimidate his broke ass.