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What's with all these conservative media outlets and their fetish of always needing to use the term "Slams"? The background to it doesn't even usually call for an adjective like that. Come up with something original for fucks sake.

Hey Mitch! Time to retire so you stop falling at work!

I could get behind this

If it feels like Donald Trump and Elon Musk are trying to destroy our country from within, that’s because it is exactly what they are fucking doing.

Dear Democratic Leaders: here’s a free idea, send members of congress into the buildings where Elons people are and see what they’re doing. Dare them to stop you. Do something

"BuT tHeRe'S nOtHiNg CaNaDa CaN dO tO sToP iT" - Trumpty Dumpty #FuckTrump

Our congressional delegation pursuing oversight on reports of Elon Musk’s illegal activity at USAID was just barred from entering the building on the orders of Musk and the Trump Administration. Nobody elected Musk — this is illegal and corrupt and we will keep fighting it.

Nobody elected Elon Musk. He needs to go, as well as Trumpty Dumpty

Dumpty Trumpty sat on a wall, Bragging, "I’m winning, the greatest of all!" But as he leaned forward to fix his hair, Gravity struck—he fell through the air! 1/4

Eric Trump is dumber than a box of rocks.

Just a reminder that no matter how much you wish it, Trump and his buddies give absolutely zero fucks about you.

A reminder that the below idiots that lived voted for Trump

President Musk ladies and gentlemen.

Shouldn't Kid Rock grow up and be, like, Man Rock, or Adult Rock, or some shit?

Pete Hegseth is not qualified to run a bathroom.

Just letting everyone know I am still alive. May have been sick coming into 2025, but here I am! Ready to tell #MAGAts to fuck off as usual!

Disappointed to hear the new #StarTrek #Academy is just going to be an offshoot of the worst Trek series ever.... #Discovery

The #Gaetz report is out. Now let's hope that #MTG follows through with her promise to give us all a good time and expose everyone else.

#PresidentMusk is getting under Donald Trump's skin. He's now claiming that Elon is not taking the presidency.

Kay Granger, a still sitting Republican Congresswoman, has been missing votes in DC because she's been living in a nursing home for the past six months, and none of her colleagues said a damn thing. But they were out there saying Biden was “mentally unfit.” Are you f’ng kidding me?

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band

Dear #Eversource, Cry harder and fuck off. Sincerely, Connecticut www.eversource.com/content/docs...

The faces of RepubliCANTS and Conservatives when the elected officials they voted for backtrack on everything they said they would, or they thought everything was just talk. "WhO cOuLd HaVe PrEdIcTeD tHaT?"

Government doesn't stop just because the next #POTUS is not in office yet. Also, I did not elect an illegal immigrant Muskrat to be #POTUS. So kindly fuck off back to South Africa you imbecile. I also didn't vote for a guy that shits his pants in public.

Peep the new #Superman teaser.

Sadly I don't expect to ever see this rise above 0 the entire time tRump is in office.

Exactly

Laughing at all the #MAGA clowns that voted for Trump and are only now realizing he was lying in what he said and his actual motives are to just fuck everyone over. I'm here for it, but not happy I have to suffer your poor life choices too.

A reminder that America is NOT the greatest country in the world.