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tangypangy.bsky.social
zip zap zoo, i choose you! ✨ they/them 🍓 21 🥡 Employed in a deeply intellectual capacity (uni) 🍋
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I only need a harem of 5 men who devote all their time and attention to me and are totally and eternally obsessed with me and no one else. is that so much to ask smh

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NO ONE INDULGES IN MY DELUSIONS WHAT KIND OF FREE COUNTRY EVEN IS THIS

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"if man breathes then for who does he breathe, who has granted him permission to breathe, what right does the mortal have to exist in the presence of SATORU? Such is HIS benevolence, that despite his superiority, he overlooks man's weakness to live amongst us" -megumi 3:16

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Satoru Gojo was a gift from the heavens, sent from those most magical heights where even the rules of science have no grounding. HE had been sent as humanity's savior, as our one true hope, a reminder of the genius, the strength, the hotness, the triumph that we must strive for" - geto 2-9

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Why is my mind pizza better than real pizza 😔

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

I hate that Nazis are in charge but I like that I can hit everyone with the "I told you so" now 😔

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all I legit think season 3 of squid games should have VAR

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Not a waitress but I’ll take his tip

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

Cutiepie appreciation post for Ms. Seulgibear

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

It is with great despair and deep personal regret that I report that I will indeed be attending school tomorrow 😔

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Me in 10 years when I've yapped all I can possibly and plausibly yap 😔😔

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell me why I feel an irresistible urge to eat dusty jellybeans I find in weird places 💀😭

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Me when bro asks me why I like kpop

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

My stupid Tiktok brainrot brain when the teacher is talking about some demented shit that happened in WWII "Oh my gyatt! That's terrible!" 😭😭💀

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Looking back and cringing is good even tho it's painful cuz imagine staying 14 yr old you cringe forever smh

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

And also reincarnation like BRUH I HAVE TO DO HIGHSCHOOL AGAIN?!?!💔😭

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

If there's an afterlife imma be PISSED cuz wdym I have to keep dealing with being alive and overthinking FOR ETERNITY 😭😭💀

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments