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tansyg.bsky.social
chaotic foolish. writer, critic and recovering TV producer. host of Going Rogue, a podcast about troubled films and the industry that makes them, if you even care.
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it's always "wyd" and never "ysadfihtky" "ysadfihtd"

New bonus episode about the Bond handover up on the Patreon now!! www.patreon.com/posts/122760...

New bonus episode up on the Patreon about the Bond news today... definitely not a series of anecdotes about the weird ownership of the Bond franchise... definitely not an excuse to play Sam Worthington's Bond audition... www.patreon.com/posts/122760...

oh we’re getting some slop.

let’s fuckin goooooo

insanely funny to run this with a screencap without danny. like yeah we'll bring back iron fist (colleen wing).

love going to IMDb and learning I was right.

the new tech trend after AI should be computers that randomly explode

do we think that: a) this is legally actionable use of Ian McShane’s image from Pirates of the Caribbean 4 OR b) Ian McShane happens to have a genetically pirate face and this is a wild coincidence

saw a podcast tagging the labels the hosts were wearing so it important to know basically every ep of Going Rogue is: - novelty merch tshirt - kmart activewear shorts or leggings (season dependant) - cursed amulet from that Viking burial mound - runners from the new balance outlet on smith street

no interest in seeing A Complete Unknown UNLESS Boyd Holbrook is dressed like this

Have we considered that, with the birth of his 13th child, Elon Musk has achieved his goal of becoming just like Theagan the Sorceress, and now he will start eating black birds whole and retreat to the Lake of Tears and protect the Ruby, as written in the sacred texts?

tired: the vegetable broccoli was named after the family who make the Bond films (not true) wired: broccoli and kale are the same plant inspired: broccoli and brocade share the same etymological origin

can't decide if out if "my horny hallmark streaming service is losing subscribers because my nazi billionaire brother is ripping the copper wire out of the government's walls" is a Succession or 30 Rock subplot www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Seeing as Disney don't seem to want to build hype for #Andor S2 I am doing my own! Any lovers of #RogueOne should check out @tansyg.bsky.social's awesome 'Going Rogue' podcast. S1 is a fascinating deep dive on the making of Rogue One and all the machinations in LF at the time. 🔥

I don’t use the word Nemesis lightly but Marc Platt might be mine.

CAPTAIN AMERICA SPOILERS: do we think the whole Shinzo Abe thing is canon in the MCU?

“The preceding list of comparable words may be easier to understand, but they simply do not have the same high intensity impact you get with smokeshow”

y’know that story about the grade school line in Fight Club coming about cos the original line was veto’d by the studio so Fincher got blanket approval for a replacement and wrote the worst line he could think of? feels like that happened here when they pitched calling the featurette Chenom.

chances of that asteroid hitting in 2032 are up to 1 in 42

Not Like Us (Kidz Bop Version)

as funny as Sam Kerr calling a cop stupid and white is, is there a better summary of a country's priorities than two women thinking they were being kidnapped, one of them (white) smashing a window to get away, and the other one (brown) ending up on trial for hurting a cop's feelings?

also I dunno if I posted this previously but putting my bet down now that the asterisk is there cos at the end of the film there'll be a full card title for THUNDERBOLTS ASSEMBLE

... is that the Victory Project mountain from Don't Worry Darling in the Thunderbolts trailer?

someone else can do the edit but this is once again like, shot for shot except in the animated movie Toothless doesn't look like he just pulled an all nighter and left his contacts at his boyfriend's house.

I regret to inform you I can’t stop doing the Count Orlock voice.

let's go girls www.patreon.com/posts/lord-o...

Lord of the Ring bonus should be out in a couple hour so it's time for my favourite thing: set photos of the cast wearing sunnies

it's me.

obsessed with this as someone who could never quite get the three counter-meodies to work simultaneously on piano www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yOP...

kinda wild that the Fantastic Four is made up of exclusively of guys who were in famous TV shows at the height of its popularity, then dipped to do better things and therefore avoided being associated with tanking quality (except Ebon who is still in said show)

Why does Cassian look like he's about to write fifty-one essays defending the new United States Constitution