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We really did things backwards… we got married and now we’re having the air fryer discussion

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

One more thing. My wife has never seen or heard of Borat and it’s about to become a problem for us, in the way that I say “my wife” way too frequently and she’s going to be so let down when I show her where the famous phrase is from.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

It’s so wonderful to have a wife that is so beautifully supportive. We do our things separately obviously but we play music together we French kiss we speak French she loves the idea of Sacramento we love our country and cheese. I am missing out on nothing. I love my creature

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The woke left is they/them-ing Banksy now. Anything is possible in the year 2025.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You know it’s bad when the French physical therapist says “have you tried CBD?”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The doctor gave me a fat dose of opium and I just took it for the first time and I’m too scared to look at any other social media apart from my sweet little Bluesky in which I have three or so friends. :) I’m gonna be a little whacky

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Oh yeah the lawyers also called us “rockers” and mentioned that we “weren’t even trying to hide it.” LOL

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The lawyers called me a COOGER when me and my gen Z wife went to get some advice 💀 I will surely never recover 💀💀💀

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Walked 2 hours home like a true Parisian but still loving the bus. What can I say

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The type of drama that happens on the bus vs the underground is so different. Bus trouble is always so much more fun. Métro antics are always so dark… like the cops are always in on it.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I never wanted to be a mom until I moved to France and realized that being a mom grants you the rights to being a total psychopath, the version of your choosing.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My wife’s mom offered to have me come to Biarritz to kick it with her just us two and I’m honestly very tempted lol

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I highly doubt she cried “more, more, more.” No less, in the midnight hour.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna say something unpopular now: mochi sucks

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Man some guys are just so hot and then you find out they just discovered Simon and Garfunkel

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Did everything right and here he is … this is why I don’t bake

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It’s only been a year? I’m haggard 🥴

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I honestly have so much toxic masculinity and I’m not ashamed

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I know we’re not supposed to say shit like this but it is such a turnoff when a cis MAN can’t handle spicy food. Like cmon bro get some chest hair

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

How DARE the French language spell the word dungeon “DONJON.” Like are you fucking KIDDING me!? Noooooo it’s too stupid 🥲

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The crows are in all out war with with the seagulls while the most intense banging and pounding and power drilling is consuming the building. My wimpy drone music simply cannot compete.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

You can’t convince me that fall out boy isn’t just AI at this point

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The French work for neck pisses me off so much. “Nuque.” Ok. Whatever.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I hope my neighbors enjoy the assortment of Smeagol voices I’ve curated for them today to hear through the walls :)

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Why am I hating? It was a beautiful day today. I had my weekly massage. I’ve got the candlesticks blaring and the lute music bumping. My dog is cozy and so am I. All is well.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of the queer pop stars today would rock my world if the music wasn’t such ass

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in the mood to be a frickin hooligan right now who wants to join

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The worst thing about my last breakup is that one Miley Cyrus song about buying yourself flowers kept getting stuck in my head at my darkest moments

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to these American girlies screaming about their menstrual cycles on the grave silent metro

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

You ever hate your apartment building neighbor so much that you’re ecstatic your bathroom door has recently become squeaky 😏

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I think the worst thing you could do to me is make me work as a character as Disneyland

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

My boyfriend is trying to pretend to like my new millennial nosferatu character I’m workshopping and said “you had very good facial expressions” when I expressed my disappointment with the progress. Nosferatu basically doesn’t have a face the whole movie????

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Really happy I’ve been unleashing my purest most bizarre form within the first few weeks of knowing people, it is quite the ego boost to be accepted as my fully mutated self

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments