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writer / editor / sometimes social media consultant / i'm online but i know how to touch grass / and then to forage and roll that grass iykwim clips and contact: tanyatianyichen.com
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do i catch up on Severance or Love Is Blind. what kind of existential spiral do i want to induce this sunday morning !

Thanks to weed I was able to finish the 20 pound burrito last night that once sat there mocking me

Gen zers on tiktok are making me blush saying the golden era to be a girl was in nyc in the 2010s (it rly was, we didn’t know it then but I bet we all felt it then, that it might be fleeting)

The coughing up a lung from smoking weed and immediately thinking “man I gotta stop” to taking the next puff bc you were never going to stop. Bc the good stuff good good

Tate mccrae is if sporty spice and baby space raised a daughter pop starlet

Hey this is chief keef’s publicist and he told me to tell you that your mama should have pushed ur broke ass back inside that womb. So. Sorry

I’m proud of every autistic woman who dares to explore their suspected autism

Every autistic woman knows that every autistic woman was meant to come into ur life, whether not they ended in everlasting friendship

Deux moi has become another coordinated pap tabloid channel with celebs which is a good business for her/them but kinda starts eroding her credibility as a celeb truther

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Yeah drugs are fun but have u ever made the harshest most cynical critic in ur life belly laugh

Wish there was a “please disturb me more I am very bored at my job” iPhone setting

there were a lot fewer plane crashes when we had a gay transportation secretary

A little girl just watched me light a bl-nt so I whispered “don’t do drugs” at her

Sorry. I do not want to pet ur big jumpy dog

You dream of world peace; I dream of SaaS and CRMs

The more u work up the corporate ladder the less hands on work you do (you know, the ones making the company money) and the more work u do on spin and perception to c level execs. And u ask why we come on here yelling about labor laws and fair pay every day

And on the 369fh day of unemployment she experienced a horrifying thought that made her stop dead in her tracks: she began lusting for a life in prison. At least every day the clothes are chosen for you and you have routine

☑️male gaze ☑️female gaze ✅Luigi gaze

Sorry if this is cringe feminism but it is sexy every time she chooses herself

Must admit. Luigi is looking good. Free my mans

Doctors are marveling at how Fine I am. They’re reading my Chill meter at 1000 — thru the roof of chillness. They’re telling everybody at the hospital

I beat the allegations. I’m actually So Fine

We were gone but now we’re back oh oh oh no we might be slipping nope we are back we are soooo back we are backetytfbackback!!!!!!!!!!

Words that have lost all meaning on the internet and because of the internet: Nepotism Narcissist Empathy

every new tiktok filter has given me a new body image dysmorphia

All roads lead back to gucci gucci by kreayshawn

You don’t need drugs you need crystal castles empathy on unending loop

Every year Mitch McConnell’s chin retreats further and further into his neck until he and it becomes a 5D dark hole vortex

I’m on the side of the internet commemorating the man who died injecting a butterfly into his arms what are you reading?

Like I said, extremely attractive behavior. He is also extremely attractive. Attractive ppl do attractive things

I and I alone know which nuanced, industry specific use cases for AI are "actually kind of useful". and no, I will never reveal my secrets

Finally someone said it! Shitposting IS activism!!

Nice liberal white person who only cares first and foremost about the environment and preserving national parks

The former nfl kicker who got arrested at a Huntington Beach (v close to me) city council meeting for calling MAGA symbols around town as “a nazi movement”: extremely attractive behavior

The three gender reactions to Candace Owen’s pivoting to random famous people conspiracies…

Every time I listen to Patti Smith I’m like YES BITCH. SPEAK THAT LIMINAL INTO EXISTENCE

Things in a long beach alley (doesn’t matter the socioeconomic standing of neighborhood): -a left shoe -n95 masks (unused) -a tampon (unsure if used or unused, not going to find out) -three mattresses -an office chair -half eaten sandwich -broken glass -more broken glass

You either subscribe to crush fakemink or you don’t

Can stuffed animals, rose petals, and injections of an Elon Musk–approved dissociative drug help Silicon Valley leaders out of a rut? These women say yes.

"what do you wish your younger self could have told you then" the year is 2025 and trump is president again and it's no longer safe to travel by plane because of DEI

Yeah you can look through my camera roll but I will have to kill you first

A cybertruck in my culture (silly little gooses)

Genuine question: how do you get the nice wealthy lib friends to engage with class consciousness and other collectivist issues? Or is it a moot point cause they can just buy and comfort their way out of caring? Every time