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Your favorite poet's favorite poet. https://www.youtube.com/@TaoJoannes?sub_confirmation=1

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BREAKING: Novel Parasite discovered! Scientists announce discovery of worm that leaves eggs in bland food and consumes the hosts brain. Symptoms include watching ASMR deportation videos and saying "Fuck your feelings" #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #MUSKTRUMPADMINISTRATION #MAGABRAINWORM #SATIRE

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Wrote a new song about our nation's favorite Illegal Immigrant www.youtube.com/watch?v=2420... #ElonMusk #MuskTrumpAdmin #PresidentMusk #MAGARegret #Walkaway #Trump #Maga #DEI #Nazi #ArrestMusk

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His future host can't help but spill the beans.

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Congratulations RFK Jr He came, he sputtered, he kissed Trump's behind. Three cheers for the worm ridden brain of our newest cabinet member! #HHS #MAGA #TRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #FYP #FORYOU

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#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP #QUEERLOVE

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#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP

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He lies to our faces and you love it. Is it some kind of kink? #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET

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MAGAs love the uninvolved and poorly educated. The dumber the better. Just need to be able to get to the voting booth and know which button to push. By no means should you ever be informed or express empathy for others. #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET

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The constitution doesn't provide for recalling the president, but constitutions don't matter anymore. #MAGA #RECALLTRUMP #IMPEACHTRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY

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Take a baby, leave a baby is the solution for most of our problems today. The world just hasn't caught up. youtu.be/NWCtNQuul_U #bordercrisis #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #GregAbbot #BiloxiBabyBin #EBaby

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Making advancement harder on minorities isn't fair to white people. It's like giving us a cheat code that makes us lazy and easy to beat. #WhitesAreTheRealVictim #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #DEI #DragonballZ Only #TomMacDonald can beat #Kendrick for #Drake and #Canada

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For some reason, mediocre white men are getting triggered by my latest post

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Divine was a stonewall brick, showing teeth and threatening to knock theirs out. Denise is a queer eye, showcasing relatability. Each do their part to counteract those who would homogenize queer identity (as an extension of femininity) as weak, incompetent, and ineffective. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg

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In honor of #DavidLynch, I give you your #Friday #Weather report. Might become a regular thing…what do you think? youtu.be/ODIrD6BuXss?...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrD7...

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somebody told Billy Porter that wearing dresses wasn't going to make him a woman and he said "well you know no matter how hard I tried I couldn't be enough man for him either So I figured I'd just do what made me happy you know" #authenticity youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg

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white people try. We really do try. Most of us don’t WANT to be complete pieces of shit, we just don’t know precisely how. Nobody is out here trying to show us in a loving and compassionate way and when they do try we make sure they pay for it youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg #DEI #FixYourHeart #transvisibility

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZx7... Whitest shit I’ve seen so far this year is a dude in Wildwood had his roommate arrested for throwing a bologna sandwich at him. 2nd whitest thing I’ve seen is President Musk throwing nazi salutes on stage, on live TV. #doge #swasticar #presidentmusk #Gaza #Conflict

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I saw hundreds of comments on an ad for “Critical Thinking Cards” and thought, "they must be having a great talk about logic and the importance of #criticalthinking” click… “KEEP THIS S*** OUT OF ARE SCOOLS! YOU MAKE WHITE KIDS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSEF!” #racism #crt youtu.be/XZx7j4RYEHg

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Watch the videos or give me money, you're choice. youtu.be/3qic3GcADsc

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"Ever wonder what happens when a real estate mogul tries to fix the Middle East? 🤔 Get ready for "Property Brothers Gaza" and "Real Tradwives of the West Bank"! 😂 👉https://youtu.be/3qic3GcADsc #politics #narcissism #satire

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Tired of political gaslighting? 🤯 Learn how to spot the narcissistic patterns in our leaders & in yourself with this video. It's time to reclaim your sanity! 🧠 👉https://youtu.be/3qic3GcADsc #narcissism #politics #criticalthinking

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Since CEOS are psychopaths, so are their flying monkeys. #MAGA #MAGAwithaHARDR #Narcissism #USAthefinalSeason

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