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they should make a type of confidence that I could be allowed to have

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

when something this asinine comes along I cant help but say it out loud all day. democrats cannot survive in long form podcasting environments; it’s too unscripted, it’s too masculine. then he says “honestly.” democrats cannot survive in long form podcasting environments. it’s too masculine honestly

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

people drank the beer i brought to the social function. I didn’t physically harm anyone there . why no one kissing my hand?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i heard recently that you’ll go to federal prison for arguing with brands

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

sometimes my dad asks me stuff like i’m a political strategist. like im some pundit. “Tara, what can Gavin do to come back from this?” I don’t know dad maybe he should sh**t his guests with a gu* I’m a freelance graphic designer

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

when I can’t fall asleep I close my eyes and recite my evening mantra. Piscataway. Piscataway, NJ. Piscataway. piscataway…piscataway… piscataway…piscataway new jersey. piscataway, piscataway. Piscataway.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

doing a bunch of math with my friends

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

aww did me not paying your little bill hurt your feelings and you had to run and tell mommy collections about it?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

if you’ve ever said “wook it up on googoo” you owe me one hundred dollars towards my next creative venture. venmo is Tara-Shoe. thanks. if you’ve ever said wow tara shoe deserves $100 toward her next creative venture no strings attached, my venmo is Tara-Shoe. thank you

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

hey mr president, sir! sotu THIS!! and then i do that gesture where i point into my open mouth and make a like gagging sound

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the packages for snacks are always like GO AHEAD, call us deranged for the perfect crunch. WE ADMIT IT, we’re FUCKED over quality ingredients and IN PRISON for our obsession with you

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

ideas are so messed up. one minute you’re thinking the same thoughts as everyone else. next minute? brand new notion pops up in there

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

i’ll eat any milk no problem.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

it’s my birthday. happy new year to my body

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

some of you are really addicted to your glasses and contacts. this country would be better off if you just stopped looking at things

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Conclave: Conclave

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve said this before. they should create a pair of pants that I can put on and like wear all around

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i love eating greases and oils!

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

leaving gatherings saying “bye, i’ve been Tara”

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

who would ever be forced off their meds and **** rfk jr? who would ever ever do something like that, who would do something like that, who would do that

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Conclave: Let The Conclave Begin. A Complete Unknown: Let the Complete Unknown Begin, A Different Man Let The Different Man Begin

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

mr deputy doge, your honor. sir. I personally gathered rocket debris and dumped it off the coast of honolulu. however there seems to be a misunderstanding, as I’m still required to pay federal taxes that benefit Hawaiians? please let me know what i can do to receive your guidance, your reverence sir

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about a time a guy pointed at my tattoo and asked me “what’s that supposed to be” and I replied “a tattoo :)” and he seemed so mad. and he never invited me to anything again although that’s maybe because I suck for various other reasons

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

there’s an organization of senior citizens dispatching their loudest conversationalists and weird mouth sound makers and most frequent throat clearers to movie theaters. and no one will believe me. because I am their only target

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

i mean this in every way you could possibly imagine: i don’t know what the fuck to do

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

left: when you get your neighbor sick, you get yourself sick conservatives: you can’t make me get the vaccine Jeff bezos: when I went to space that one time it was for an exclusive galactic doctor visit to replace my blood with something known in my circles colloquially as ForeverAde

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

is my compulsion to repeat every human sound I hear really a symptom of a personality condition or am I just very good at mimicking my neighbor’s sneeze, down to the exact tonality

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

submitted 50 days ago • 27 comments

nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence

submitted 51 days ago • 16 comments

this is gonna sound extreme but if I don’t get outside every day to look at at least one flowering tree, my vagus nerve starts disintegrating

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

wow. Just heard that looters in LA are coming to apartment doors with their classic Looter Pistols and demanding we don’t log into microsoft teams

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

vibe is extremely dry. static. Static vibes

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

my phone screeching YOUR PARENTS UNDERSTAND HOW TO READ A MAP OF CALIFORNIA ten minutes later FALSE ALARM

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

no you don’t understand. a cyber truck is special. it drives at different speeds. at times even keeping up with the other cars around it. like if you actually watch it, it actually moves, from one point to another. i don’t think you get it. like it really goes. it goes all over the road.

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

recently started going to a nutritionist and I think I realized my calling (to be told exactly what to eat and what not to eat and when and how to move my body)

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

“Hahah” is the best response. not too much not too little. it’s essentially Haha etc. it’s basically Haha and so forth

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

you know how when you enter a brand new experience you’re like “oo what thing will I do wrong here?” you’re like. “what fresh thing will I do weirdly and offputtingly, at some point, during this ordeal?” and then it happens and you’re like aha. you’re like here it is. you’re like that. you know

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

hoping TikTok does get banned. the one I just saw of a Guatemalan volcano erupting lightning bolts has radicalized me into breaking open my human form and that is no good. i’m now floating amidst the particles from which I was formed and it is nooooo good

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments