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NPR radio silent but STUFF in AOTEAROA knows a moment when it’s happening! #handsoff

couldn’t ask for a better birthday present - thanks to everyone who participated 🩷 #handsoff

if you’re boycotting tesla and protesting tesla then why are you still using meta

anyone else with the brain spicy wish they could focus their energy into at least one type of Sellable Item but instead can only hyper focus long enough to make one Item before getting distracted

every time i think we’re improving as a society someone smokes next to a pregnant woman at a bus stop or talks on their phone on the bus and i remember how we got here

wonder when ill stop being disappointed by people

hong kong has an absolutely wild visitor visa application form

for real who leaves clothes hangers on the rack when buying clothes

people who listen to stuff on your phone out loud in public, can we talk for a minute?

the best thing about climbing at the gym is doing a problem just outside my (5’2”) reach and getting about halfway up and then watching a 6’1” string bean scale it without breaking a sweat

“just four years” say people who apparently forgot how long it took to get soldiers out of the middle east

so excited to hear all about this strangers plans for the day while she records a voice message for the entire bus ride

ohhhh I felt irritated bloated and tired because I WAS irritated bloated and tiredddd

glad to see everyone drank their fucking crazy juice this morning

the main issue with kittens is they spend a lot of time in the fuck around stage and don’t really find out til later

someone please tell me why my targeted ads are for life insurance and wills

wishing all IT workers a very do not disturb 8hrs sleep and a big piece of chocolate cake unrelated, old people really do not know how to use technology, wowie

can I be ruth-ful?

listen, some people just aren’t meant to have kids, and im one of them. id get frustrated and give a kid lasting psychological damage. instead i ruin my cats afternoon.

love and light to the coworker who put back the empty bottle of milk in the fridge 🫶

waiting 45min for my doctor because I’m a good boy and I better get a fucking treat (anxiety medication)

twice I’ve avoided a social event and then found out people got covid after so…this may be the wrong lesson…but social anxiety…is good?

once again asking my us friends if they can claim refugee status in a nice european country

a penny saved is a penny i can spend later, probably on rent but you never know it might be a lil treat

why do surfers always run into the water. are they worried it’ll go away

diagnosed with Too Self Aware

hell freezing over

you’re right sexuality is a choice. how do you feel about only liking balding alcoholics Sharon? good choice?

guess who’s been sleeping on EPIC and is now awake

girls, are you over dating men who can’t do anything for themselves? have you considered ✨lesbianism✨ ?

my favorite thing about moving to a different country js seeing people and thinking oh no and then realizing wait that can’t be them they don’t live here

happy last minute scramble

bring back chunky buttons. the number of times I’ve accidentally pressed a button on a touch screen is infuriating

every day I am reminded how much I hate being bored

mom? dad? it’s time you knew…im a disaster. im sorry it’s taken me so long to tell you.

mom? dad? it’s time you knew…im a disaster. im sorry it’s taken me so long to tell you.

timeline doing things

pet parents please check the pavement before walking your doggos in summer

fun fact! New Zealand sun is so intense if you walk around barefoot you can actually burn your feet! send help

A Christmas Carol is one of our most enduring stories because it teaches us that old rich jerks will change their fuckin tune if you scare the living shit outta them

A Happy Hannukah to everyone, and also any other obscure holidays from small religious sects that might be happening today.

does anyone actually like spending time at their parents house once you have your own place or did yall have happy childhoods

I don’t have adhd I just like leaving myself little surprises from 10min earlier

hanging out with my neurodivergents and repeating each others noises

I know I just had a lil treat but I’m working so hard and I think I deserve another lil treat. as a treat