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tarett.bsky.social
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Why do all my socials assume I'm going bald?

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social may the fourth be with you... Unless you're Trump... Not that ath-hole.

A lot of people are upset at Republicans for being hypocrites. I think they're just very cool O-crits.

Wow! I'm so surprised that Trump may not be the macroeconomic and international finance expert that he said he was!

I'm too much of an introvert to be a beggar

Next time, I'm voting for the NOT MAKE AMERICA WORSE guy

Who will reset my clocks when you are gone?

Chaos is not disruption

@profgalloway.com Full circle! I've been listening to all your podcasts for years, and my wife just forwarded a reel (about getting the little things right) and said you sound a lot like me! We should hang!

@jamiestl.bsky.social hey, I'm from St Louis too! Stay warm!

The difference between me and guys who have compromised their morals and accepted graft and payoffs is I've never been offered graft and payoffs.

Really #Dove?!? That little girl is a TRAMP that is born to run??

The more I side with Kenrick over Drake, the less I like the idea of Canada as our 51st state.

Does anyone else picture Elon Musk laughing like the feral kid in Road Warrior?

Eleven #TruTar 's (Trump tarrif's) is less than one Mooch (@scaramucci.bsky.social )

Guy in an alley: ”... but this goose lays golden eggs." Me: "No trade! My chicken lays real eggs!"

The controversial Pope Francis is actually an OSU fan!

That time of the football season: Which team do you want to see lose more?

I was getting eyeballed by several older women in Costco today. I was wearing my stocking cap. I think I was giving off strong Michael Nesmith vibes.

Believe it or not, Joan Jett and Pat Benatar are not the same person. BUT...they both sing like angels.

Is everybody really buying into the "Jimmy Carter is dead" hoax?

Wait until someone figures out they just need to ASK OpenAI how much copywritten work it used to answer each question so they can pay the original author fairly!

You can't spell LONELY without ELON

I'm going to start a petition to move all national holidays to Wednesdays.

Standing desk? It's 2024! Where's my lay-down desk, scientists!!

Less than a week until the days start getting longer!

If you don't like the smell of marijuana wafting thru the air, stay out of downtown Saint Louis!

A true friend is there for you when you hit rock bottom... and hands you a rock shovel.

For all my sad peeps out there: 2 weeks from Sunday, the days start getting longer!

Time saved if Caps Lock automatically turned off when computer went into sleep mode: 2 hours per week.