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@speedballbailey.bsky.social welcome to AEW. Can’t wait to see you in the ring.

Can you get Botox on your nuts? I want them as smooth as the brain of an American Politician.

Congratulations to the developing countries who will be recieving “United States Four Nations Cup Champions” hats, shirts and jerseys in the coming weeks.

Oh Canada!!

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Just finished Far Cry New Dawn and was REALLY surprised at how much I enjoyed it. It felt like a Far Cry game. But also.. didn’t feel like a Far Cry game.

It’s weird seeing Orange not absolutely covered in tape to keep his entire body from falling apart. #AEWDynamite

That sleazy cowardly dipshit Ricochet is working so well. Took a little bit to work the kinks out. But him being a bully and a dick to people he sees as weaker than him is a perfect heel. Wish they had given the robe a previous video pkg or something though #AEWDynamite

Wtf. They just made Thunder Rosa look like shit. She is standing there with a chair and Bayne and Ford didn’t even flinch? That was an awful ending to the match #AEWDynamite

Crowd with the Megasus chant. Nice! I would have liked her and Statlander to have more of a build. But no complaints seeing this for free on Dynamite #AEWDynamite

I’m sure I have 1000 things I need to do today. But I can’t bring myself go do anything. I need go just be a garbage pile and spend today festering. I want to answer no questions, make no decisions, accomplish nothing of value. Today is a Cat day.

When Jay White hits a switchblade it has the same “out of nowhere, at any time” energy as Stone Cold hitting a stunner. I love it. #AEWGrandSlam

@truthmagnum.bsky.social happy Birthday you absolute legend.

Can’t wait to hear about the the first Americans who get Polio to end up dying from Bird Flu first.

At least the snow isn’t heavy so when I have a heart attack shovelling it won’t hurt that much to collapse into. #nlwx

Sports.

I liked Americans more when they didn’t say and do the stupidest fucking shit imaginable every single fucking day.

Does anyone else have a bowl in their house that you have only one of, you have never seen another example of in a store, and it’s just the perfect size for chips or popcorn for 1 but too small for sharing and too big for something like soup or cereal?

Man. I bet @kingserpentico.bsky.social was loving seeing that Jon Cruz guy get his ass kicked on Collision tonight. (And Luther is back!!)

That Mariah May - Toni Storm segment was incredible #AEWCollision

It’s only February and I’m already completely out of fucks for the year.

I am Error

Hell yeah Beyoncé

Happy birthday @scottobear.bsky.social!

I like that my group chat all picked different winners and are fans of different guys. But we all agree. Fuck Logan Paul #RoyalRumble

Good catch Braun. Dumbass. #RoyalRumble

Penta was smart and wore the same colour as the ring so it’s easier to hide. #RoyalRumble

Shout out to @mynlcorner.bsky.social and her trivia event in support of the Jacob Puddister Foundation tonight. Such a fun time in support of a great cause. www.jpmemorialfoundation.com

@eviluno.bsky.social good choice pulling back from the other place. I’m trying to unfollow people there and focus on their content here.