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tarpqueen.bsky.social
Baltimore's first furry otter man ♦ 33 He/him pan/poly πŸ”ž ♦ dad to one, dilf to all ♦ bike liker ♦ vegetable grower ♦ stormwater guy
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deer priestess

Why is every single person on perring parkway a fucking asshole past ten pm

Reposting werewolf mom hugs.

My coworker used my phone to finish a field inpection and saw that I have a picture of Diane Foxington as both my wallpaper and my keyboard wallpaper

In the mid 00s I remember some forum post joking that there would be 8 Shrek films and here we are, ever closer to fulfilling the prophecy

aaaAAAAAA p a i n

Playing God Made Girls at x0.25 speed on my phone next to the baby monitor to freak out my wife

#furryart

1/10 request rewards (sketch reward) Blaidd from Elden Ring! (You can check out it's timelapse and the original file both CSP and PSD format here: patreon.com/LeWalrus)

First morning of vacation

Beautiful dragoness Patreon Reward

Telegram raffle prize for @gaupen.bsky.social 🩡

Yeah detailed, fully rendered dicks are nice but dicks drawn like this might be better

Slept on a memory foam mattress NOT GOOD

γ‚’γƒͺチェ [Alice] #foxpopvli #art

My toddler saw the cover of a 21 jump street DVD, pointed at Mr Tatum and said Dada 😏

I'm at deep creek

blaidd

here’s a lil instrumental sneak peek of the chorus of my new song! πŸͺ²πŸ¦—

Wife is googling "worst thing you can say to someone" in preparation for a phone call with her soon to be ex-boss

I forgot about this one and I don't remember the artist

All y'alls FCF pics just weren't impressive enough. Needed to take matters into my own paws πŸ˜” #nsfw #furryart YCH art by @sparkibarki.bsky.social

my first time drawing robin hood 🦊 🏹 oo-de-lally! 🎢

Guy driving with a natty ice in his hand let me merge so nice of him

Should I go to furrydelphia this year

Good morning dad tummy enjoyers only

Paulie gee's Baltimore closing is not surprising given how dining in has felt so weird the last couple years but man where am I gonna get vegan pizza now

Audie joins your island! 🏝️

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Such a typical Baltimore self-own. Advocates fight for and win free money, remind city it's in danger of losing it, city says "shush, we're on it," city loses the funding, was never on it. Detroit has built most of their Greenway while we've talked about ours. What is our planning dept doing?

Baby was angry awake from 130-330 then I got up at 6 and did field inspections all day but at least I saw a raccoon

The callous daoboys

Ranni's Shadow in all his glory.. just knotty

Heavy-music adventurers Callous Daoboys announce new album 'I Don't Want To See You In Heaven' hear their new songs "Two-Headed Trout" & "The Demon Of Unreality Limping Like A Dog"

Someone microwaved some rank ass shit and everyone is just going about their work as if their fine and nothing is wrong and they expect me to say that I'm fine but I'm not really fine but I just can't get into it cause they would never understand