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tastetheheat.bsky.social
I'm here to post trash and you can't fucking stop me. If I accidentally stole something, I swear I didn't mean it.
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I'd hate to live next to an airport right about now.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Commenting under very obviously real or otherwise uninteresting photos saying "I'm tired of this AI crap"

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Smoking that Herbert Hoover dust devil pack

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Things not to leave in your car when it's cold out during the winter months: 1. A live hand grenade

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

".. JJ Abrams had an original thought once, when he was 12, and it scared him so badly he vowed never to do it again." - u/whimsy_and_spite

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Yellowbone national pork

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

"I have no words..." *Looks inside* Words.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see this dude's picture he looks more red.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Why no big caesars

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip for all of the people who live in high crime areas where the police don't bother to show up: Just tell them you saw somebody that looks kind of like the United healthcare CEO shooter and you'll probably get police trying to do their jobs in the area quicker.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

You like Che Guevara for some silly political reason. I like him because he's a character in Baki the Grappler. We are not the same. #TT

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I've filled my bathtub with thermite I call it the hot tub crime machine.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I know what this world needs, another podcast.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe they got such a hack writer for that. That's right, I'm talking about the thing you enjoy. #tt

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna crap in the nicest gas station bathroom in the world. Just so I can know what it's like.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

People like the creators of big mouth get to launder money everyday and I'm sitting here with jack shit

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Sources are saying Kamala Harris may in fact be black.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

#tt Weird fetish where one partner turns into a giant swimming pool and the other partner swims.

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

Hideo Kojima character named "Rank Pissman"

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Spit fire like a carolina gleeker

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? The actual reason why so much of the bag of chips is filled with air is so that by the time it gets to the store it has less chips in it for you to still pay full price for because fuck you.

submitted 221 days ago • 0 comments

I'll have you know that during this very important election I'll be doing what matters most, taking pot shots at ancillary issues that most people don't give a shit about.

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

Man, even good old-fashioned violent radical individuals have become politicized.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

Operation "cucking freedom"

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine going through all that trouble and not even having good aim.

submitted 226 days ago • 0 comments

#tt They should make a sort of straw for the butt so that farts secretly slip out.

submitted 227 days ago • 1 comment

#tt It's Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Tuesday.

submitted 230 days ago • 0 comments

There is a God because only God could be cruel enough to make all of the hot people boring as shit.

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty disappointed that flex seal hasn't just come out with a whole house coating at this point. Like living inside of a balloon with two doors.

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

So in Minecraft pillagers attack villagers, however they don't attack baby villagers. This means pillagers have a better moral compass than Hamas and the Israeli Military.

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

In the future you'll be able to have a bunch of AI generated Miis in a little crowd that cheer you on as you go to the bathroom in your home.

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

#tt skibidi Biden would have won the debate much easier

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

Kid trying to insult you but doesn't know what things are yet: "Yeah? like I was flavor blasting your girl last night?"

submitted 242 days ago • 0 comments

Head trauma? Bro I had my pants on the whole time...

submitted 244 days ago • 0 comments

The absolute devastation of an old white guy saying "run that back, slime"

submitted 246 days ago • 0 comments

For last time dad, Israel is not run by a guy named Nathan Yahoo.

submitted 247 days ago • 0 comments

God has kicked in the glass on his microwave and is currently pointing it at the Midwest

submitted 249 days ago • 0 comments

Receiving significant evidence that I may not be real.

submitted 249 days ago • 0 comments

#tt I know we trash a lot on current events but if you were a 0.5 mm mechanical pencil lead user you're going straight to hell.

submitted 251 days ago • 1 comment

Stores are such an insane thing, conceptually speaking. I just give you money and you let me steal all these items? Insanity.

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

Me and all the homies on that Mysterious Orange Drink.

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna invent a machine that takes the crumbs from in the toaster and mails them directly to my local senator.

submitted 261 days ago • 0 comments

The Beavis and Butthead cinematic universe ...or "Beav-erse" as I call it.

submitted 263 days ago • 0 comments

#tt Dick based marketing app called Tip Advisor

submitted 264 days ago • 0 comments

I'm amazed how people don't recognize my writing prowess. Jenny Boobsaflahpin is a meticulously crafted name with complex references and ludonarrative nuanced meaning. Also the character is hot.

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

#tt if they didn't want me to say Oh-Edipus they should have spelled the motherfucker's name better

submitted 266 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform you that I have fluffernutted onto your drapes in a drunken stupor

submitted 266 days ago • 0 comments