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We could have an earlier spring if the groundhog would give his shadow a restraining order.

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I was looking at a photo of a cat on my phone and then suddenly sneezed. Not allergic to cats, just allergic to photos of cats, give me the real thing.

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Good news, I’ve completed my self-improvement and have become perfect.

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Decorating my Christmas tree today. I was decorating it last night, too. I guess I’ll keep decorating it, I dunno how to stop

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I have a team of hundreds of people working on content for this account spanning weeks, months, and years in advance. And each one of them is my personality.

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I don't get how shoppers fall for the “$99.99 is less than $100" sales tactic. Obviously $99.99 is way more numbers so it's more.

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Happy Tacosgiving! 🌮

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“Get out of your comfort zone" Ok, is that how you talk to your plants, too?

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"Get out of your comfort zone" But I just got here!

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I love staring out the window thinking about skeletons #relatable

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Something I've always thought but never said out loud is that Facebook sounds like a book to wear on your face.

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I take my work very seriously playfully.

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me: I’m not everyone’s cup of pee friend: You said “tea”, right?

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The weather app should show what time birds start singing.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

POV: you hike up a hill and see this view @griffithpark.bsky.social

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t have a yard but I have a balcony, so basically I have air.

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

group of people trying to pose for a selfie me: Would you like me to take your camera?

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My boundaries are like an invisible fence but for everyone around me.

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This creative writing hack has saved me so much time

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As an artist, if you watch too much of others’ work, you can become influenced by it. So that’s why when I’m texting, I don’t pay attention to my driving otherwise I might start writing about it.

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“Finally, I can relax.” — me, after sitting in the same spot for 8 hours

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“Eh, what’s up, doc?” — me at the therapist

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Being a real person was a mistake, I will now return to being a cartoon character.

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Oh, that’s just my emotional support sleep paralysis demon.

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So it turns out that the bottle flip trick doesn’t work with a glass one.

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“Aw, this could’ve been an art gallery” — me, at every parking lot

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My type of doomscrolling