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High school vs now Still weird tho 🫶🏿💕

High school Vs Now

That girl ran pussy first to the camera omg

Mood

High school vs. now

I love backing it up.

They give me headaches

3 years

Also yes

I want yall to chuckle with me 😭😭😭

All of them

AAVE is not an easy dialect to speak/learn. If you didn’t grow up in it, you wouldn’t understand fr. In other words, stay out of Black folks’ business.

No I don’t 😒

Anya Taylor Joy and her husband on the road to making a baby that is 90% cheekbones

How you gonna micromanage the ENTIRE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, fam?

This hot pocket gonna be warm on his back while I’m holdin him tight

Me fussing at my man cuz he didn’t bring me back anything from the store even though I said I didn’t want anything when he asked 😭

This one too

I get happy solar return

They only become talkative when sex is brought up. Never fails

This is why I fail at the dating advice "don't be interesting, be interested" - not because I'm not interested, but also because I'm so much more interesting than a number of men who pursue me then text like this lmao

Those TikTok ads that show those shorts are poorly acted but I be watchin

Lucky 🎲 🍀 Horse Shoe 🧲🐎

Don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of maturity required to prevent this

This gone be the title of my future self help book 😭

normalize not waiting until you have a health scare to take care of your health

On me you will be humbled. Ole weird wet willy ass bitch.

Burned my tongue being greedy

When my roster finds out about my roster:

You know his lies are the reason he has the beard he has

How am I a cheater but I’m single

If he has a beard that’s where the lies are stored

*delusional

My toxic trait is looking for myself in people Skircles and Skycles who I’ve never interacted with in the slightest 😂😂😭😭😭😭