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Bronx Acoustician. I post food sometimes and root for the Seahawks, Brooklyn Nets, and NY Liberty.
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This dude is a flopper and afraid of doctors?

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Need Ant to channel his inner Matilda tonight

I love basketball 🏀

Jaw on the floor

Nesmith my god

Everyone is fine with fellas slapping ass on the sidelines but start crying when it happens on the field? The tush push is fine, learn how to do it with your team.

That and 1 from SGA just now felt like a dagger with 6 minutes left.

Accidentally had the “Insightcast” and it sounds like they stuck them in a janitors closet huddled around an iPad.

Don't see a logical way for the Nets to trade for Giannis and still field a team that'd be any better than the Bucks this year. He's a very exciting player but the move would very short sited.

She Galen on my Erso till I kyber crystal

Ok, Purdy getting a Not Trade Clause is pretty funny

Was rooting for the Nuggets but this was the best series of the playoffs so far.

That clip of the two Nuggets fans sipping their beers and putting their arm around eachother amongst a sea of Thunder Up Blue shirts lmao

Natasha Cloud is really on the Liberty 🗽 love to see it

Sadly think the Purdy contract is reasonable. 😔

I would like Egor Demin to be a Net

The Strawther game!?

OKC definitely allowing for a comeback here

Seattle should actually sell those action figures from their schedule release. Need some new ones since I’m not allowed to play with my Brandon Browner one anymore…

49ers schedule looks especially easy but hope they suck! 🤞

Coolest day of the NFL offseason where fanbases overestimate their team’s win totals for the year and complain about air travel.

Need a cigarette after those hoops

JOKER 🃏

Nuggets OKC is pure cinema right now

Omg Halliburton. He really is such a great heel for the league. Cannot wait for this Pacers Knicks series.

I think the basketball gods are more akin to the Greek pantheon where most of them relish in absolutely fucking over the polis and all who worship.

Yesterday was an especially dark day for so many NBA fan bases and then just a dream for the Knicks, Mavs, Spurs, and Sixers.

That lottery went about as poorly as I could have hoped. Spurs and Sixers top 3 foh

Send me into the sun…

Show me the balls already!

Calling out sick today to perform as many rituals as I can to guarantee a top 3 pick for the Nets.

That reporter met an Army of Her

Is this a good double feature?

Sleep Token makes “As Featured in Netflix Original Series” type music

All my characters in Clair Obsur: Expedition 33

Agnus DEI hire smh

A new giardiniera for the Catholic Church.

WHO'S THAT POPEMON?