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Captain Curly x Joshua Graham, call that shit Bandage Yaoi-

Mute is definitely a "chronically online" person, i mean come on, he is the youngest operator...

Phobos looks like a Reddit user

Phobos is definitely a white man, i can feel it in my bones. This bitch is fucking white. 😭

You know what, yeah, after being into ASOIAF for 10+ years, it's about time i finally write a fic of it. Lets fucking go.

WHY does Thermite look SO chonky in the Y10 cinematic????....

Nighthaven and Rainbow are finally back together, you know what this means!!! The doomed yaoi ships can continue canonically!!! Let's go ThermPulse and MuteSmoke nation 🗣‼️

`Gott weiß, ich will kein Engel sein, . #R6Bandit #R6 #RainbowSixSiege #RainbowSix #R6Cosplay #Bandit #Cosplay #R6Community #WeR6Community

Nice.

I was putting on my Bandit cosplay again and forgot where my handcuff keys were after i put them on for the lols so i was stuck handcuffed for like 15 minutes

On the verge of quitting writing again and just deleting every fic i've ever posted ahahaha-

Sometimes you just need a nice little self care treatment and spa day with mom to de-stress and relax a bit.👌

Ubisoft you have no idea what you have just unleashed i'm about to cook the saddest most heart shattering striker-sentry fic to exist

The intro animation for Assault on Hereford with the recruit shooting recruit and turning is giving me SO MUCH angst fic potential for some recruit x recruit action...THE ANGST POTENTIAL....

I once texted "pigeons are not a currency!" in sheer panic at 5 am after waking up in cold sweat and fell right back asleep & have no memory of ever writing it, that still haunts me to this day

Do you think Jäger has a Blåhaj

I just wanna match pfps with someone man is that too much to ask

Thermite would absolutely love Johnny Cash and Eric Clapton.

I just read a text post that said "he's catholic, of course he's a masochist" and all i could ever think about was R6 Lion and Thermite

Do you think Jäger is the "must have 30 plushies in the bed" kinda autistic or the "if there is a single object in the bed i can't sleep" kinda autistic

Smoke is kinda the only person that can actively tease and mess with Mute and get away with it because he gets a pass. Anyone else tries and gets a death-stare from him.

Do you think Raskolnikov and Razumikhin explored eachother's bodies-

This MuteSmoke fic is getting too long it's gonna be the death of me i need to cut out some parts of it and trim it down before it turns into a whole novel

Frank Castle and Matt Murdock should just makeout. I mean, of course, for storyline purposes, obviously.

Whoever reads/keeps up with the R6 series i'm writing with Fenrir and Bandit as the main characters, i'm just gonna say that i have been planning the future/ending of this series and it is NOT gonna be pretty... hah. :)

Mute should bully and roast Smoke more often, he deserves it.

@is3105.bsky.social & me be like, I write Wumu's art 🤝 Wumu draws my fics

Mute and Smoke need to violently make out in the Y10 cinematic. For canon reasons of course.

I'M FINALLY WRITING A MUTE/SMOKE FIC

I think my ball python has a respiratory infection....

Jäger is a whole grown adult, not a fucking child. Just because a character is autistic does not mean you should infantalise them. He is not a "sweet innocent uwu little baby", he's a man in his 30s who's a pilot and a soldier who has, can, and will kill if needed. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Bandit would really like A Perfect Circle, Tool, and Deftones.

Doc is NOT a twink and i hate how a lot of artists skinnify him in their works. Like. This guy has tree trunks for arms, why are we trying to force-twinkify him (same with TF2 Medic also)

Rook and Montagne should spitroast Twitch, just sayin-

Tonight my boss just straight up asked me "are you autistic?" and all i said was "ya did it really take you 6 weeks to notice that?" 🧍‍♂️

Whenever Fenrir mentions he feels homesick about Sweden they just start playing Caramelldansen from youtube until he cries