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Hello everyone – as much as this may seem like an April fools joke, it is not: I am now presenting to you a project I've been working on for the past weeks called “**Betrayed By Trump** ”. :blobcatnotlike: https://www.betrayedbytrump.com/ This is a place for Republicans (_only_) to share their […]

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Who wants to see a baby avocado?

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I’ve always lived in Chicagoland, either the burbs or in the city. I went to university in the city, and grad school. I’ve never lived in a rural area but have heard some of the stereotypes, the biggest being “everyone knows everyone.” In the last 48 hours I’ve met a couple of new neighbors in […]

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Breaking: French far-right leader Le Pen, furious about being held accountable for her crimes, vows to move to the United States.

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I know absolutely nothing about the Canadian Supreme Court’s rulings or if there are any issues with corruption or the like but their robe game is legendary.

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#Hawaii

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It lives :elmo_fire: :alice_party:

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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! #Caturday

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In a world rife with corporate enshittification, United held the plane for a family of 6 running 5 minutes late. They didn’t have to. I’m sure math was taken into account for connections on this flight to make the call. But good on ya, corporate behemoth.

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I'm upset with the trade deficit I have with my grocery store. I buy much more from them than they buy from me. So I'm putting a 5% tariff on everything I buy from them. That will teach them. I am a genius.

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We’re in a tight spot

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9 Breathtaking Artworks For Sea Lovers_ https://streetartutopia.com/2025/03/28/breathtaking-artworks-that-celebrate-the-sea/ - Photo: Octopus Mural by Tyler Toews in Vancouver, Canada.

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Meanwhile...

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Mr. Nay asked me for a name for a WiFi network he’s setting up. 8pm brain: please don’t ask such difficult questions. 2am brain: I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A LAN!

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Looking forward to next month when my oldest turns 14 and she can finally get a job working the overnight shift at the hospital @glasspusher

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I have completed my report. Normal shitposting hours may resume ahead of schedule.

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My friend who photographs the night sky just arrived in Alaska for a week and texted me some super exciting news. Friend: there’s a huge coronal hole facing earth so the solar winds are going to arrive Tuesday or Wednesday! My brain: The sun has bent over and is farting in our general direction.

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Once upon a time I filled out a survey at work and one of the questions was “how likely are you to recommend our services to others” and I checked never because I kept hearing from people who had used said services and had a bad time. I guess I didn’t fully grasp […] [Original post on beige.party]

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Beige “specialty retail” shop is opening soon, just a few miles from me. I assume they’ll be selling robes.

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We put the Hawaii News Now app on our Apple TV so I can get the morning surf and box jellyfish reports.

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Next time someone asks me "why don't we just have the AI write the software" I will ask them "why don't we just have the AI do the management?" or "why don't we have the AI do product management?" or "why can't the AI be the CEO?"

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As soon as the sun sets I swear my body releases melatonin like the dam break in X-Men 2. And I can try to Jean Grey it all I want but in the end I’m asleep by 9.

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One of the most relaxing things in life is watching my dog chew his toenails

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I've noticed something that I think is worth pointing out: pretty much ALL of the pushback I have gotten on LinkedIn over the past few months over stories critical of this administration has come from men in IT. Many of whom no doubt idolize Musk, who in […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

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Signal provides: - Excellent protection against third party interception of communications (wiretapping). - Limited protection against compromised (hacked) or lost devices - No protection against certain common usage mistakes (accidentally including a a reporter in your large group war […]

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“Only the meek get pinched; the bold survive.” - F. Bueller

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I have so much to get done this week so if you see me on here fucking around past 8am CDT please yell at me, or put your glasses down to the end of your nose and give me a look whichever you prefer

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The 2025 White House Easter Egg Roll, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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The 2025 White House Easter Egg Roll, sponsored by #BeigeParty

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Tesla objects to people spray painting Swastikas on Cybertrucks because customers should be ordering the official Swastika decal at time of checkout.

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This caramel apple has seen some shit

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[Bug residing where bugs shouldn’t reside] One time I had what I thought was water in my ear. You know that sound it makes when you move your head? That was happening but I hadn’t been swimming, so I thought maybe I got water in my ear in the shower. The noise also wasn’t quite right but water […]

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Watched the Netflix series Adolescence. I’m friends with a pediatric psychologist who works in the “should kids have phones” debate space and has had unfortunate exchanges with people like Katherine Birbalsingh and Jonathan Haidt. Both are very vocal about how phones and social media are ruining […]

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Voted early in the local election for school boards and commissioners and whatnot and what have you. Feels way more critical right now than federal.

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Backpacking trip to the Porkies booked for September. It’s my friend and mine’s second excursion into back country camping there, but we rent cabins versus carrying a tent. I’d say that choice is because of bears but we’ve already had that discussion.

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Hey @adhdeanasl exciting news! There’s a new Lake Superior webcam bot I just learned about and I just know you’ll want to follow! @Livelakesuperior

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This Yellowjackets season could’ve been an email

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Maybe the U.S. is one big rec center and we just need a really big car wash to save it.

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My cousin is our accountant but unfortunately it’s a boring story of someone who has ethics and shit and won’t tell me how I can offshore my business to the Caymans

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The wee hours of the morning is when the early birds and the night owls converge on the fediverse like 2 tribes who engage in amicable yet somewhat untrusting trade

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