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Incredible things are happening on Good Day Philadelphia

The worst, truly, is: yet to come. It's always darkest before it gets absolutely irredeemably pitch black, baby. Eat it up.

The degraded information environment and the collapse of the post war American Imperial political order are both downstream consequences of historical material forces. I hope whatever civilization comes next figures out how to teach dialectical materialism better than we did.

Found this bit of leftover audio from the most recent Worlds Beyond Number. We GOTTA get an HR department. *Spoilers for ep43 "Speak With Animals*

Severance is so good it makes me glad to be alive.

Always love to be reminded of this because it makes me think of Judge Holden meeting the Marquis De Sade and then also Bowser.

Humbly, nobly, bowled over by the reaction to our latest episode. But lemme tell ya- [pulls down mirrored aviator sunglasses so you can see my eyes, those baby blues. The wind playfully, almost erotically tussles my luxurious yet boyish curls] You ain't seen nothing yet. [I fart so loud you die]

Just remembered the word “hopepunk” and puked down a stairwell onto a bunch of kids

how had the mystic thing been caught? Whisper it not, and I will tell; with a treacherous hook and line

“Pikmin” is short for Pokémon. I mean this literally and I love to be replied to. What I said is true and I will die for it

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Move over baby shoes.

Fuck it I am moving to NEOM

Hey man they made it where you can call whatever whatever now. You're finally free to say as much as you want as long as it's absolutely nothing. They found a cure for caring it's when meaning disintegrates the instant words tumble out of your mouth. No, nobody asked for it

If millions of people wanted me to die, but I wanted to live, one thing I wouldn’t do would be to SUDDENLY TAKE AWAY ALL THEIR ANTIPSYCHOTIC AND MOOD STABILIZING MEDICATIONS.

the robust and man-like sea heaved with long, strong, lingering swells, as Samson’s chest in his sleep

These guys are so good at complaining, why, I pay for the privilege of hearing it!

See you in hell, Basil Rathbone

What podcasts have the best sound design and music right now? Gotta be original music, no production stuff from a website. What’s must-hear these days?

I know this sounds insane, but I swear to god, the internet used to be so fun

Finally, some bad news.

Traveling back in time to help Ben Grimm set up a Scruff account

I think I have figured out a way to stop Elon Musk. I would love to share my idea with you all on an end to end encrypted messaging service which autodeletes messages.

Can tell from his SkullType, this guy gonna beef it.

Genuinely excited to die in a plane crash. Morally blameless. Usually pretty quick. Get to sit down and have a diet coke right before. Maybe be on the news. Last words will be "Lemme scooch by ya real quick." Not a bad deal.

If I ever say anything this stupid, it means I have full blown dementia and you should "the ending of the movie Amour" me.

Happy Birthday Phillip Glass, I love you. youtu.be/lkJjgDBNAu4?...

DnB stands for Dave natthews Band