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The current government is like if that one guy at the end of newsies fired the newsies

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I buy a superbowl commercial where i say “my flesh is fat and swollen” and that’s it the end

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I have to fix the timeline by flying around the world counter to it’s orbit so fast that I time travel and fly into my mouth curing world hunger because that’s when I am doing world youtu.be/s5BJXwNeKsQ?...

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I love to do thing

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Wish I could go on about how they do me at work, oh believe you me. Second point there’s never time to be weird and that’s what I want.

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I have a month to return an ebike and it’s going to cost a quarter of the cost of the bike and I’m still going to need to get places

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music.apple.com/us/album/a-e... the name of this song is ah pipe

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We live in America

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I’ve forgotten

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Where are the diverted funds due to be spent

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I think I was garrett morris’ waiter once but I never learned his name and it felt like asking to verify would be wrong like oh are you that one guy from the first season of snl whats his face yeah that was before my time enjoy your dinner

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60’s gov: racism is causing problems make racism illegal Anti dei 20’s gov: bring back racism

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Really I hope everything just works out without any explanation, without me having to be correct, I mean I want that anyway so who cares yeah have that happen, have there be success somehow

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Get in loser, you have lost. Get in

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If im still this flabby after everything i did this past year im worried about what’s going to happen to me as i have to start using a motorized vehicle again

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Time to grindset, while they crash OUT i’ll crash IN, on this great opportunity that is *drives through a garage door, lies slumped into deployed air bag while horn sounds continuously*

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This app sucks ass you’re a boring idiot you’re just egotistical your posts suck the fat one

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How can a man as privileged and carefree as me have the disease that turns you into ugly white trash

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Defining every fry dish relative to poutine embarrasses YOU. Cheese and whatever is at a lot of places, curds-and-brown-gravy-specifically has a special name specifically because it’s different from that.

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Bring back trying to make being a hypebeast be something

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I think they avoid the fact that if you get a sex change you will lose at sports, they’re running circles around luca this year he’s weak and he has boobs

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He looked up to watch them form a ghostly Chevron with flashes of white from their exposed chest Blinking like so many eyes Crossing the street drenched him in fluorescent light And he quickened his pace 'til he reached the softer light of the street

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20 strangers are confined to an island and shot, our cameras are there, and on it goes

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I AM TERRIFIED, POSITIVELY PETRIFIED AND FROZEN IN FEAR

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When I say bad actor I mean liar, I mean the guy who says I want to host this event with you oops I smashed the wall open and left the fridge unplugged and sent pictures of my dick to congress with your info on them, like saying one thing and acting differently, but maybe that’s the wrong definition

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When you’re paul mccartney and you were very happy to hang out with kanye west and you realize kanye west has tricked you

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The weather sure is a little guy today but the class warfare makes it worth it

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My heart is broken but everything is wrong with that

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Is a 32oz milkshake the same as eating 2 pints of ice cream because it feels like soft serve

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There’s a pattern of what happens when you try to fix your country using outlandish feats of hostility, at least since the world was mapped and unified via communication. that costs you money instead of making you money.

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Canada is more land than the USA. Do I need to say out loud for the sake of anyone ever what an air headed fantasist loopy dumb out of your mind impossible out of touch request demanding Canada become a state in exchange for American courtesies is.

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1: Trump invents space marines 2: RFK has worm inside his body 3: Profit

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They be having duo make the most crazyass faces why does this make me want to study foreign languages

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I directed a b movie starring james van der beek and robert pattinson where they shoot bad cgi lighting from their eyes it symbolizes heart because I have so much heart

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I LOVE DOGS MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE

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