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Is it at all relevant that the promotional material for the early Terminator series didn’t actually look like this?

Playing by everybody’s rules is the way to win everybody’s prizes

I don’t know anybody and I’m white *my chemical romance playing*

Hubba Bubba, the gum invented by newspaper publishers and railroad tycoons from 1895! What do you mean there’s no gum? Hubba Bubba! Hubba Bubba Hubba Bubba Hubba Bubba!

People without the live knowledge of past events interpret them differently than they would with that consciousness. Everything is filtered through the lens of the present. Because we now use drones, everything is retroactively

Quelling my fears by yelling at Trump like the arts degree graduate guy

I can’t get my bearings

Personally I think we should have an open border to the north and south for starters, free commerce and travel, maybe use gps on your phone or something to track where you’re from. But we should be going for a macro situation.

Interact if you’re gonna FLIP

Garfield thinks he’s just a normal cat but to us he’s the cat who can talk by thinking

I kind of reached a terminal velocity in my life where when I’m talking to people the most real sublime truthful thing I can give them that’s going to put the moment into context and give things some substance is I’ve lost the ability to follow what you’re saying

YALL DO YALL EVER WATCH YALLS SHOWS AND JUST SAY “OOH I WONDER WHATS GONNA HAPPEN!” I LOVE DOIN THAT YALL

“Shoot for the stars, I’m sick of them. There has to be a way, so try a gun first. Get to it.” - Socrates

The “no war but class war” slogan reminds me of a college buddy who used to say something kind of like “The secret to life is class… being high class! You can’t imitate class! You’ve got to be born with it baby! Gold and jewels! Money money money! I’ve seen a diamond the size of your fist!”

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Somebody tell me

Look, I’m a positive person,

Do you ever find you’ll do the stupidest things ever for close to nothing then turn around and throw away the most valuable things in cowardice or is it just me

You could naturally anything. Whatever you think about that. I’m running out of time.

Just grabbing this even though i feel like i probably shouldn’t bother the poster to give an example of a frustrating arbitrary stance people have made for years, the “jorts” thing. Shorts are the short version of pants, so your shorts can be made of denim.

One of the things that makes me feel like the internet is a gossip circle that likes to distort things for obsessive storytelling reasons is the treatment of jk rowling. You’d think she was the most anti lgbtq person ever. She actually is so only to the most middling degree ive ever seen.

“At least I have some agency” - Mulder being glad for his job in the amnesia episode

*Pulls my fedora down over my eyes* …Smoking is bad for you. *everyone gathered around me snaps their fingers repeatedly*

Dinosaur bird jokes are always a burden. Ok birds appeared after dinosaurs, so did humans. And big gross crustaceans appeared before dinosaurs. Only a lizard is a miniature dinosaur. It’s not an eyebrow raising chuckle that makes you so smugly rightly right, it’s obvious and no one should care.

What’s with the closeness

Every nordic track was scavenged for the wooden skis, people love skiing

I’m standing in a baseball stadium, roars coming from the stands, players motionless, every last person is crying. Me: Something is wrong here… this isn’t baseball.

Someone sees me playing cards: Yeah… you can be like the… plays cards sometimes guy… that can be you Me: Everyone has a thing!

Fort Worth people stop driving on oleander what if another car was coming, come on with that, unless your driveway is there i get that

Does anyone go to Fort Worth communist meetings. They used to have an office in the nrh/haltom city quartile.

People often do things

What if you thought you were on a planet of headless bodies then they poked their heads out because it was a planet of turtle people welcome to the twilight zone yeah not the all the way dark zone it’s better i write to topic

A lot of these posts are not even that good

What if you were in a park and you saw something run across the trail but instead of a squirrel or a rabbit it was a stag beetle that was really big or a turtle that was going way too fast and then a redneck with a gravelly voice grabbed it up and said ITS AWKAY THATS MAHN

I’m a complicated man I only wish that that were true

Have you ever shaken out on a salt packet onto an unwrapped piece of caramel

On DoorDash if you aren’t getting any orders there’s a button you can press that says “Why am I not getting any orders?” and it displays text that reads “In your area it’s slow” and I’m convinced it doesn’t check anything and that button just opens that text box.

A swarthy man he would advance for action at the first morning dew