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taylorgorder.bsky.social
Game dev with jokes. Thoughts and opinions are my own (he/him)
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I’ll say it, British people really cooked with “chuffed”

Happy Valentine's Day, America.

hoops

Billionaires do not care about you.

I feel bad for anyone named José. It must be so hard going through life always hearing “No way.” 😔

I find the knowledge that there are people that don’t like me suffocating. Instead, everyone should simply like me.

#politics #politicalcartoon #comic

food… water… offense

Like if u cried #comic #fourpanel #chivalryisnotdead

It’s not illegal to eat them, they can’t stop you

*Gen Z who just started their first corporate job* my boss said there's a company on sight next week. should i be worried?

What if we just opened Pandora’s box a teeny tiny bit?

*guy who doesn’t understand cuts in movies* whoa where did these people come from?

PLAY THE SONG

THE ORLANDO MAGIC WILL WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP.

Can’t believe I got to watch James Harden flop in person! 🤩

First time seeing the Orlando Magic play in person in two years!

Hey algorithm: Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Thanks.

just a reminder to my colleagues in journalism: trick-or-treating is the candy one, voting is the democracy one. yes, it's splitting hairs, but unless you want to invite nitpicks from annoying pedants, don't confuse the two

I noticed people listing their interests on here, so here’s mine! 🤭 ✨ Pride ✨ Greed ✨ Lust ✨ Envy ✨ Gluttony ✨ Wrath ✨ Sloth

Some motion #photography #35mm #film #biking #hiking

Blue Sky posts are called bloosks

Me: Can I play pretend with you guys? Kid: Yeah, we’re playing wizards, you can play as long as you don’t pretend you’re a T-rex again. Me pulling my elbows out of my sleeves: Oh yeah, sure.

Twitch stream where I sit on the main menu of a game and thank fictional subscribers for 3 hours.

Devastated to learn writers just add foreshadowing after the first draft.