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Well that’s frightening

So he’s gonna try to invade Canada tomorrow, isn’t he?

The ABS System!

And after that, they’ll come for Lawrence vs Texas because these people hate the LGBT+ community.

This is how you know his wife is done with him.

Fuuuuuuuck.

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

At least my tax refund sucks so not really counting on it this year.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think American would be brought to the brink of ruin by some douchey kid who called himself BigBalls.

Yes.

My first truly viral skeet is a joke about JD Vance’s dick. America can still be great.

I hope JD's dick gets stuck in an electrical socket.

Hey, don’t pay attention to your federal government falling apart at the seams which will make your life worse, here’s 5k instead!

Wes Anderson’s THE DARK KNIGHT

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

Ah, yes. Famous "free speech enthusiast" argues those who disagree and make their voices heard should be imprisoned. 🙄

I dunno. I often find 20 tons of cash just laying around in cars.

Today was a fun reminder that American capitalism in particular only exists to grind you down into a husk so that some assholes in New York have their stocks go up.

Not sure we’ve ever had a president who hates Americans as much as this asshole does

it's getting really hard to imagine there ever again being enough of a consensus reality to pull this country back from edge of the cliff

(Borrowed from @tedcruznipples.com)

Welp. Now kinda wish they’d gonna under and weren’t saved by that stock revolt.

Did you see how Ukraine was dressed? It was asking for it.

These people truly live in an alternate universe where conservatives were rounded up an personally shot in the head by Joe Biden.

The American Laurence Fox.

Still have a job. Thank god.

We call this a bus.

The technology brothers have invented “Goons as a Service”

90 minutes until I find out if I still have a job or not. Corporate America sucks.

I’ll find out in 24 hours if I still have a job or not. Thank you Elliott Management for making it possible for me to lose my favorite job ever.

Just FYI on the Delta incident, apparently there were harsh winter conditions in Toronto so no connection at the moment to all the other shit this admin is doing. Unless they can control the weather now...

“My termination letter said I was being let go for performance reasons. I know that's not true; I am an excellent employee. I've been with the Federal government for almost 16 years…I had started my career with USDA, transferred to DHS, and recently came back to USDA” #LeopardsAteMyFace

lmao

I fail to see how any of those are “bad” and. It worth funding…

Hope yall have a decent retirement account cause this is the justification they’re gonna use to murder Social Security.

If someone shows you data saying 12 million people fraudulently collect Social Security every month simply by claiming to be 110+ years old but not dead, you could say “But that’s more people than live in New Jersey! Something’s wrong with this number.” Or you could be like Musk.

So I guess we’ll soon start seeing Justin Tucker doing the rounds on all the RW media soon talking about how the “woke left” is trying to destroy his hall of fame career for reasons…

Yes. Yes we are.

Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

The new health and human services secretary