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Canadian Senior Swiftie (35), everwhore, Arlington N1 & N2, NOLA N1, Vancouver N1
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I started watching Motorheads and it is solid gold nacho cheese but also full of hilarious discrepancies like they live in the rust belt but everyone drives a $100k muscle car? A billionaire lives there? Ryan Philippe’s character doesn’t have the town women all aflutter?

You guys ever just wake up and remember that she owns all her music and your heart feels 25% lighter?

New HAIM album SLAPS

Man I love when the shareholders get hyped for a new share class drop

Taylor completed the transaction a few months ago but only just told us now so that she could clock every one of y’all streaming the stolen versions btw.

Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to

It’s giving championship ring

😭

INDEPENDENCE DAY

SHE CAN GO ANYWHERE SHE WANTS. ANYWHERE SHE WANTS AND BACK HOME.

SHE GAVE HER BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS FOR THIS 😭🫶🏻

CALL THAT TAYWINNING

MY HEART. IS BURSTING. WITH JOY.

Seeing HTHaze try to mansplain Taylor’s music back to swifties is so funny to me. Bro loves to hate on her - but swiftie views are what pay your bills. I hope we get to hear his comments in the opener of Reputation (TV)

Pls know that if you open your laptop next to me and it prominently displays your name on the welcome screen, I WILL google you.

Jensen McRea’s new album is absolute fire. Truly a stunning lyricist open.spotify.com/album/61pSh8...

We don’t talk enough about Taylor covering Phil Collins’ “Can’t Stop Loving You”

Sam was getting underfoot in the kitchen so I sat her down with the Eras Tour movie while I finished cooking. Call that Taycare.

The opening bass line of You’re So Vain is so deliciously terrifying.

Ignore all the dirt - but a couple of rhinestones popped off my Eras Tour evermore corset on my way to Vancouver N1 and I refuse to take them out of my car’s cupholder because they make me so happy ❤️🫶

Imagine being so cool as to celebrate the day of your birth on the anniversary of the Eras Tour. The stars aligned for Sam and I couldn’t love anyone more ❤️❤️❤️

You mean to tell me that as I get older, I don’t just have to worry about headlighting - I also have to worry about whether the headlights are pointing in different directions?

Love a Pimm’s cup because when you’re done drinking you have a lil salad to snack on

When your husband forgets the magnetic trivet is under the cast iron pan and turns on the stove 😭😭😭

Given that Taylor’s chai cookies are based on a Joy the Baker recipe, I’m going to hazard a guess that her funfetti pancakes are also a Joy recipe (these are in her “Over Easy” cookbook)

Do you guys remember the first time we heard “you can beat the heat, if you beat the charges too” on a grainy live stream? When the lights went green and we all had a collective heart attack?

“I’ve been looking sad in all the nicest places” is such a banger of a line. No one gets YEARNING like Taylor.

I know two pieces of buttered toast and a mug of tea hate to see the first day of my period coming

Manifesting having the kind of year that lets me use this as my Christmas card

Got in a fight with my mom about a family trip to Disneyland and fell up the stairs today. How’s everyone else’s Monday stuck in an endless February going?

I hope Kendrick Lamar is having an especially good morning today 🥰

It’s okay everyone this is the season two crash out this means we have a sick redemption arc coming

If I send you this it means someone just revealed information that adds context to a piece of gossip we have been talking about for years.

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

Can already tell this will be a half time show that goes down in history