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Creator & Exec Producer of “Dial F For Football”. Award winning audio producer. DJ. Music nerd. Ageing Trequartista. Mostly Arsenal stuff on here, let's be honest. Bring me the head of Nelson Vivas ⚽️📻🎙️🎵
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Imagine making Wan-Bissaka look like Maicon. At home. Football eh

Watching Ya-nited being shit is *so* sensual. Borderline erotic. 45 more to go. 🍆

First of all, obviously LOL. More maturely, I also really like Beto doing that celebration. Was it Benteke who did it first?

New format, new league, new everything, and we get PSV. Again. As usual.

Didn't even know there was a Department for City and Stadium clashes. Nor did you, I'll wager. Hurry up lads

FIX etc

Miami Scheiße more like. Annoyed I didn’t think of that first.

Absolutely love the way Serge Gnabry is leaning more and more into his Phillip Michael Thomas phase. Him and Harry Kane could star in a remake of Miami Vice.

I''d like 7 days without hearing another half-arsed opinion from Mr Busy, so I'm going to highlight some more interesting Nevilles. Let's start with Aaron. Here's his track "Hercules" which you might recognise from Young MC's 1990 hit "I Come Off". You're welcome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGR...

Over celebrating a win in El Crapico. Game’s gone. Just get down the tunnel.

Maddison clearly needs to wind his neck in.

Football is so dead. If it’s this tight, it’s a goal surely. unless it’s Garnacho, obvs.

PAUL WARHURST HAS ARISEN

We have no forward players and we are taking off one of our forward players. I'm so sad for Raheem Sterling.

May seems a long way away... Here's a realtime picture of Me and Keith Dover on the long road towards the end of the season.

Mikel Merino to do a Paul Warhurst? Dream with me* *Or look him up if you were born this century.

Football is brilliant sometimes. Rio Ferdinand in the commentary box never is

That Espanyol keeper has a lot to answer for. Yeah I'm finding niche people to blame, and what.

Arsenal WhatsApp groups - your time. 👊🏾

Getting nostalgic thinking about the Arshavin-up -front banter years vibes. What a time to be alive that was.

Florent Malouda somewhere right now saying “finally… they need me”

Ever since he got conned into signing “George Weah’s cousin” you may ask yourself why Chopper Souey has gone in so hard on certain players

Had the kind of triggering chat that I hoped wouldn’t be necessary anymore, with @philcosta.bsky.social. Cheers to Phil, and to all who’ve addressed it this week. 👊🏾👇🏾

Ah Mr Souness, we’ve been expecting you. 🥱

Nice one @tim-stillman.bsky.social arseblog.com/2025/02/fram...

Van Dijk could garotte a winger, disembowel a centre forward and urinate on the ref’s chips, and he’d still not get sent off, ever. And will get MOTM. It’s very impressive.

All these random US accounts suddenly started following me, I only post about *soccer* and The Wire, or the intersection between the two. Stick around if you will, but don’t say I didn’t warn *ahem* y’all.

The price of that striker brick is goin’ up

Already upset about a decision that has happened yet. This is no way to live.

Phew 🫤

Aaaaaand that’s that. 5live off, music on. 👍🏾