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Not handsome enough to be this big of an asshole, but here we are. The guy you warn people about before introducing me and never answer my call on speaker. If your profile is Political posts and bitching about Trump, I'm not likely going to follow back.
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The things you find to watch when hiding in a cave, avoiding UV light due to eye surgery. This is a hard watch, intense, but a very good movie—recommended viewing.

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There is no evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. There is also no evidence that JD Vance did not kill the Pope. In conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.

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If you think immigrants are invading America, but Russia isn't invading Ukraine, you might be a MAGA. By Trump's logic, the best thing we can do if we want peace is to just give the immigrants what they want.

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Everybody's about to understand why our great-grandmothers washed their aluminum foil and saved the bacon grease.

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Wait until the Cult realizes their MAGA Merch is about to get that China Tariff surcharge

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A sleepy old guy saw nine consecutive quarters of record stock gains and job growth. The smartest businessman and stable genius fucked it all up in eight weeks.

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Anyone, anyone, anyone... youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...

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So let me get this straight: Donald Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. and imposed tariffs on an island full of penguins, but left Russia alone? www.npr.org/2025/04/03/n...

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So, this is what ChatGPT thinks I would have looked like at my current age in 1890 - ngl, I'd do me...😍

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Pete Hegseth's "five things I did this week" email is gonna be lit.

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To capitalize on this opportunity, in honor of Pete Hegseth, Signal is changing its name to "Whiskeyleaks."

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Yesterday King Charles was inspecting a British ship. He did so dressed as King of Canada, wearing Canadian military decorations and honours, including the Order of Canada and the Canadian Order of Military Merit. Sending the U.S.A. and the world a message, a LOUD message.

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The response from Frontier is insane - attacking the news for asking why they sent someone to a Collection Agency for charges for services NEVER provided. Frontier is acting like they are the victim! www.wfla.com/8-on-your-si...

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Hamburger Helper only works if the Hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

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My husband: "The least you can do is take me out to dinner." Me: "I don't go to dinner with married men." My husband: "I'm your husband!!!" Me: "I don't make exceptions."

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TikTok is back, and I’m waiting for the follow-up vids from the creators that pulled the equivalent of whipping your dick out on a crashing plane only to find out it’s mild turbulence, and you now have an awkward 5 hours till Heathrow.

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The people wanting to invade Greenland say it’s too cold to go outside for the Inauguration. Let that sink in.

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For your enjoyment and confirmation that all dreams can come true - sing like nobody's listening! Abba - The Last Video

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