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He/him. I have an English degree and I think it's neat. 3x Mayor of Halloween City (nonconsecutive terms). In the 99.9th percentile of Shaq listeners on Spotify.
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I'm kind of thinking now that going to CPAC with a big chainsaw to make a joke out of people losing their jobs and healthcare and welfare wasn't a good look at all

We should bully Mark Cuban into going full MAGA just to prove a point

We need more "little guy in a giant world" video games

I think it would go a long way toward putting the soul back into movies if they still did "Music Inspired by the Motion Picture" soundtracks

Every day feels like that scene at the end of Network where the television executives decide to start assassinating people on live television

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I think people should stop clarifying that government waste exists before defending the existence of an agency, stop giving them any ground to make a case

There's a concerning lack of people in the Democratic establishment calling out Trump's malarkey. Biden's shadow looming large these days

The 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't the worst theme song in television history but it's part of the conversation

Along the lines of "every accusation is a confession," it's wild that they control the narrative of virtually every conspiracy theory and they are literally doing deep state shit every day

Mac McClung living through a real monkey's paw situation

It's also tied to the second Trump admin's obsession with expanding America's territories like it's fucking 1890. Stuff like this genuinely scares me

Feel like we don't talk enough about how terrible the name Will Hunting is

Games Journalism is when companies send out monthly catalogues of Stuff You Should Buy and the harder they try to sell you stuff the more Journalism it is

Chiefs fans on X are posting their trophy case to prove that they're not mad

The Eagles were coached for fourteen years by one of the greatest head coaches in NFL history and the two who actually won Super Bowls were just some dudes

Mahomes to the Eagles' pass rush:

DRAKE: oh is there a sportsball on

This is your GOAT?

Cutting from fhe commercial to the Super Bowl crowd sitting stone faced as "Country Roads" plays is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a Super Bowl

Did the entire cast of Schitt's Creek do a Super Bowl ad this year

Fox decided to go for the "fake scorebug in a CW show about division three college football" aesthetic

They had the refs whining about their reputation all week and the crew couldn't wait a single drive before fixing it for the Chiefs lmao

The barrier for me and western RPGs has always been the long spreadsheet of skill points and abilities that I have to fill out before ever knowing how the game plays

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

I think all the time about the white Christian kid I worked with at the liquor store who randomly started playing Closed On Sunday on his phone and said to me, bobbing his head, "this song slaps!"

Probably would have given it to Lamar lmao