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all metals are precious when you put their little outfits on

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My circadian rhythm is completely disrupted from switching time zones 4 times in a week

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Ice-cream-cooled brownie reactor

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So much bad stuff that has happened is just the bizarre consequences of people trying to not be gay, and that's a huge bummer

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Crocodile Dundee was a modern retelling of the Paddington Bear stories. I'm burdened with knowledge

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Having just visited a theocratic despotism, I would like to say that I don't believe we should make the USA into a theocratic despotism

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💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest www.reuters.com/markets/euro...

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If you were a plant maybe sometimes light would be more crunchy to you or more like a nice hummus with a generous drizzle of olive oil, or a lamp would be like stale toast

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Otherwise you make owls sad, you monster

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this is an act of unspeakable violence. it benefits no one, it doesn’t move a number on a balance sheet. it only guarantees that every one of these incarcerated transgender people will be tortured.

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A week in the middle east wasn't 1% as dangerous as landing in the US

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If you're wildly waving a Chinese knockoff Taser, you're not actually brandishing it but off-brandishing it

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Saudi Arabia is absolutely full of counterfeit toys! I saw fake marvel Hulks and WWE action figures and star wars Legos and it was all I could do not to buy them all

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a Fox News commentator

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

No we can't be friends if you voted for hatred!💥😡

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I am old enough to remember when one of my childhood favorite authors acted like a normal person.

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This toilet has a sign that says I should only flush toilet paper down it so I pooped on the floor

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Illinois should annex the Dakotas

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The thing about it is, cops should not ever be in a position where they need to kill all the people in a general direction, which is the only purpose of an automatic weapon

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I don't like when cops stand around holding assault rifles in public like the two I just saw skulking outside the international terminal at Newark.

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Death<deathbed<death waterbed

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Humanity's greatest writer lives among us today

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"See you in court."

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Whoa! Too true.

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I guess they just didn't have room for the word unarmed in the original headline

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I keep a dollop of shaving gel behind my ear because I like the smell even though I haven't actually shaved in over 20 years

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String cheese is just cheese bananas

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Live, Love, Light the batsignal

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A lot of Americans are concerned that the sudden loss of so many federal workers's incomes will negatively affect American families, but it's ok, the people doing this aren't worried about that at all

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I think it's cute that you imagine I'm choosing to do these posts for fun, they have my family

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Tough astronaut with futuristic mustache and space anchor tattoo on forearm

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I know a guy who goes to the liquor store 5x a day and buys a handful of those individual shot bottles because it's the best way he's devised to drink less, but yeah ok it's an important part of American freedom that booze is literally everywhere

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if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

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