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Once again I’m doing the show where I make soup while people perform (featuring @davidjroth.bsky.social), and once again I have made a dumb video about it. The show is on Wednesday at UCB at 8:30pm.

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Great game, I hope the rockets dropkick the warriors into the sun

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Forget big, I’m into

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Find someone who loves you like the 2025 Seattle Mariners love getting thrown out at home

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Not watching college basketball all year and then watching the tournament really makes you aware of how much every men’s college basketball coach seems like the worst person to ever have to talk to at a party

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Next week the show I host where I make soup on stage with a chef while people perform is back! Please enjoy this advertisement for it

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happy international women's day to trans women in particular

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There is a channel on Mexican TV that just shows old World Cup matches and then another one that just shows those dumb wordless efficiency hack internet videos and let me tell you, they’re both amazing

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Japanese poster for THE CONVERSATION (1974), written/directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Gene Hackman

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Convinced that this Hudson news at JFK is AI based

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I’m resurrecting a show I used to do pre-pandemic. Comedians perform while I host and make soup! At the end everybody gets soup! At UCB NY! Tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/everybo...

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@dennerdenner.bsky.social accurately described Ryan Day as having a “January 6th face”

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this sucks man we coulda been living in one of the ones with terrifying sex aliens

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What do Philly people wear when it’s cold outside? Nem long jawns (This joke brought to you by my melted brain after a very busy brunch service)

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All the stories in BOG FANCY are written especially for the magazine. The stories are then assigned to one of our amazing illustrators to do with what they wilt. This collab between @tdexfootballz.bsky.social and Kiki Sciullo is a delight!

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A hearty train traveler’s hell yeah to both the man ordering a twisted tea at 10:30am in the dining car AND the woman behind us with the thick Philly accent who’s already mentioned the mummer’s parade and the Poconos.

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wow the parade this year was crazy

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For the last few years @dennerdenner.bsky.social has made a very special Christmas music website that offers two channels of music, one for moms and one for freaks, and I’m proud to announce it’s baaaaaaaack www.xmastimeradio.com

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Further adventures in ceramic marbling

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I have a spppppooooky story in this thing along with a host of other great writers. Pick it up now!

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🎶they say the neon lights are bright/in Con-clave (in Con-clave)🎶

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I’m sorry, this guy is obviously being nominated for TSA head.

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Can’t wait to spend the next 24 hours telling every person I see in Yankees gear “wow, amazing loser costume” (And then getting beat up)

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Can’t wait for Eric Adams to appoint this guy chief of police

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Michelangelo’s depiction of me working my lunch shift today

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This time of year

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I feel like the Liberty should eliminate the aces tonight just to keep Becky Hammond from becoming completely engulfed in bedazzling gems like Stephen king in that one part of creepshow or the lady who gets turned into the robot by the computer in Superman III

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Me, an Australian, when I see raptors in the kitchen

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Once every few days I put on the endless Portlamdia marathon that is the IFC channel and have to reckon with the fact that many people I knew and respected thought this was the height of comedy

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As much as I love making improv jokes, I’m afraid this one must officially be retired

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I don’t wish ill will on anyone but this kid on the L drinking a gigantic pineapple truly while wearing a Rolex who said “Lauren hill? I think she’s on some of the tracks I have but I don’t really now her work” deserves to get mugged

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Finally free

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My brain when I’m trying to write: 🎶the entertainment tonight theme song🎶 My brain when I’m trying to go to sleep: all my writing ideas PLUS 🎶the entertainment tonight theme song🎶

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Reading mlb draft coverage is some real sports pervert shit but every once in a while you get to read a name/paragraph straight from a Pynchon novel

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Upon reflection, it was the needle drop of the Counting Crows song in which they say “counting crows” where The Bear lost me

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One of the true joys of watching the Spanish broadcast of Copa America is how much the announcers crack up when they do that one ad read where they have to say Chattanooga

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Becky Hammond is an amazing coach who’s turned the Aces into a powerhouse but damn, her outfits look like the costume for a wrestler called Business Skater

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The most shocking thing of these Euros is the discovery of a French guy named Mike

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Me after having to run an errand in Williamsburg

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I swear to god this is only so I can get this out of my head: What’s the Bene Gesserit’s favorite reality competition show? The Voice

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Nothing like spring in New York where you can hear two young people waiting for the J train say “I think it’s called Clem’s?” Without the slightest weight of history

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