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So, on the #AmazingRace this week, a team basically got voted off the island. This isn’t #Survivor, I don’t like this.

Say what you will about The Rings of Power (it’s incredibly middling) but I think it’s the rare prequel that actually improves the original on repeat viewings. I had new insights that fit well into The Lord of the Rings this time around.

POV: me, a father with completely grey hair and a mortgage, when Sam says “I cant carry it for you, but I can carry you!”

Alexa, show me the opposite of toxic masculinity. Sure:

POV: Me, a 35 year old man with a beard, watching Shelob chase Frodo through the webs.

The Battle of Helms Deep is still an elite set piece. It absolutely holds up. The highlight of the whole series by far.

Donovan Clingan tonight. #RipCity

Donovan Clingan tonight. #RipCity

Happy birthday to me, my neighbor’s dogs have been barking since 6am…

Jeremy Grant’s fit certainly…. stands out. #RipCity

So excited to be watching the Future Face of the League: Scottie Barnes.

#Survivor needs to start doing tribe swaps or 2 tribes again. I’m tired on one terrible tribe every season.

Those racist cab drivers when the nurses ask for a ride. #AmazingRace

I say this with absolutely no sarcasm: I love homerism so much. #RipCity

We’re making sloppy joes for dinner; so I started playing Adam Sandler’s Lunch Lady Land, but then my daughter changed it to the Fart Song, which is of course entirely made up of fart noises. In case anyone wanted to know what parenting is like.

All I want in the world is for him to be happy and safe and for him and Mook to be happy together. #WhiteLotus

The masculine urge to swing from the chan-de-liiiiieeeeeerrrrr

I knew that the new #CaptainAmerica didn’t have the juice when they revealed the adamantiun inclusion in the latest trailer.

“They’re gonna run some clock here” Hurts:

Eagles defense at the line of scrimmage:

I think @dannyheifetz.bsky.social was right, maybe having every player from the best college defense of all time is a good thing

Oh no, you’re saying Dotson was down at the 1??? Oh nooooooooooo

The Stitch commercial was a big hit with my kids.

Got my 5 year old yelling MUSTAAAAAARD! and repeating “They not like us” over and over. I may be disowned by my in laws today….

Yeah I placed a bet today, a bet on the Lord! And guess what? It has guaranteed odds and infinite winnings.

Many are saying Go Chiefs or Go Eagles today, but there’s only one CHIEF I’m rooting for today, I’ll be cheering for him to lift me up on wings of EAGLES so I can score the eternal touchdown!

It’s too bad that the Hornets forgot to call “no take backsies” after getting the Lakers to agree to the trade.

Nico Harrison today in his Luka press conference:

Now that she shock has worn off, I think Luka was traded simply because billionaires are the worst people in the world and Adelson just didn’t wanna pay Luka. Which is making me sad.

We’re all gonna find out tomorrow that the Mavs gm did a Freaky Friday with with his kid or something and his kid had to pretend he knew what he was doing, right?? That makes more sense than just trading Luka

Just casually opening Bluesky after a long drive home and see LUKA DONCIC WAS JUST TRADED. WHAT?!