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@TeaComfy on YT and Twitch Speedrun record holder and first to beat Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator using only Xbox Kinect 🏳️‍⚧️T girl swag🏳️‍⚧️, if that bothers you then kindly evaporate :)
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Yea I shit at work. Why? Bc idgaf about the boss's plumbing and also MY toilet is BROKEN.

Nobody follow me in here ever again, accounts closed I ain't got room for any more of you

Smokin on that shit that make your dick fall off. Straight wacky pack. Makin E girls outta T girls. I'm playing games on systems they haven't even invented yet. Come fuck w me.

MY COUNTRY MAY BE FALLING APART BUT I MADE DIAMOND IN APEX FUCKING LEGENDS HAHAHAHA YEEEEEAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

I love code switching every day the moment I leave work like a Sailor Moon transformation sequence

MOTHERFUCKING CANON TRANS RICK LET'S GO

Gonna rub the genie and wish 3 times for a 6'4" got dommy mommy who will also lick my wounds like a cat as I return from war

I FUCKING LOVE CLOVER PIT GIVE ME MORE CLOVER PIT LET'S GO GAMBLING 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

mf thought they could pull one over on me I'm not stupid

Why do men in competitive games only use their mic at the end of the game to talk shit? Like we lost bc of your poor comms, you had a mic the whole time, and just didn't use it? Are you stupid?

Just in case anybody was wondering what a 4.5 mile ambulance ride costs in the US without insurance (I do, thankfully)

the fucking scrotum loaf. I am crying and shaking and throwing up how could this have happened?

Harvested the last of the potato plants today. Learned a lot in the process and I can't wait to grow these again next year, they're super fun

Started watching Sailor Moon and I'll be honest I wouldn't trust a single one of these people with a seafaring vessel, let alone one capable of going to the moon

Working on plating tonight

Bought a shit ton of Lego for like $40 at a yard sale a few weeks ago, so naturally I did what anybody would do and arranged them into a pride flag lmao

Millennial restaurants will be like "a modern twist on a timeless classic" and then the twist is it's 19 fucking dollars

Bad news: another potato plant down. Good news: got my first full size potato out of it (wish there were more of them but after a little research I think my mistake was that I planned them too late. Now I know for next year)

Garden update: I've lost 2 of my 8 plants already, with a few more not looking good. I think the recent heat wave is really hitting the ones that aren't in the shade. Gonna water the direct sun ones twice a day going forward to see if I can save them. Most of the pants still look good 1/2

Only had big bandages lol, quick reminder that everyone should have a first aid kit within arms reach of where they use their dangerous toys and at least knowledge of how to apply self aid :)

Just split my thumb cleaning a blender blade (not gonna post pics bc idk how to spoiler tag on here and I don't wanna jumpscare the tl w blood everywhere, but it's EVERYWHERE)

Great article in this thread, anyone with 10-15 minutes should give it a read

t girl swag

Duolingo evil streak on 4/20 Easter lol

I let twitch chat help me make a burger and my god is the greatest thing I've ever eaten no joke

Honestly I can't blame Light Yagami if I had that book I'd be writing mfs down in it for cutting me off in traffic and shit

Homemade burger and fries, I made the buns too. Honestly really proud of this one

Psych ward the way I straight jack it

I got that dog in me (Costco hotdog)

Off that contraction pack, smoking that we'd

Shipping Shield cooked with this one I'm afraid

Shout-out 988 fr

I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE TECHNOLOGY NO I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOUR AI BOT NO I DON'T WANNA EMAIL YOUR SUPPORT LINE SO THEY CAN IGNORE ME FOR A WEEK I WANT TO TALK ON THE PHONE WITH A HUMAN FUCKING BEING

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Gonna make a super creepy pagan shrine in my attic before I move out to scare the shit out of the next tenant lol

3 large quesadillas for dinner and NOW my body decides my lactose intolerance now extends to cheese my life is over

I know it's makeup and snap filters but I feel really pretty in this pic :)

One like on this post and it's my ex-girlfeiend, shits fucked up man

Was playing CSGO last night and I've reached the point in voice training where people are misogynistic to me instead of transphobic, yippee!

Stayed up all night editing a video and made the thumbnail in a borderline fugue state but I think I might have just cooked