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teaghs.bsky.social
40's, Ace-ish, He/Him, Picks up heavy things and puts them down again. New Yorker by birth, Idiot by chance, somewhat amusing by luck. Angry Pinecone.
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I know everything's going to hell right now, so here's a fun story. My nephew heard that I'd jumped into a 6 foot tall snowpile from a second story once. I told him dont' do this, because it hurt. I heard a thump and a groan from outside a minute ago. Boy just learned. (He's fine, just sore).

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Well, shit. I had a tube of superglue in my breast pocket and forgot about it. It leaked on the way in to work. I have superglued my shirt to my chest. This is not a joke.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Hot damn. I've been beating ass at work so much, I'm down 10 lbs (minus water weight) this month. Which, y'know, is a good thing, because busted knees and a rapid weight increase have been a less-than-delightful combination lately. Hopefully the trend continues!

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

...so at this point, the couch is going about 25 mph, its on fire, and the security team is still chasing us while demanding we pull over, and the cops are laughing their asses off.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Holy hell. I'm still on twitter, half way through migrating, and I see a guy with the name "onefourwords", and the handle "Smiling White Guy". Thread full of Nazi apologists and WP. What the FUCK did I click to get a whole thread of that in the face? Migrating faster as we speak.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

What I've been up to: Got a less stressful job fixing arcade machines, got a new (to me) car, built a computer, found out I get pressure-sickness from flying too much, and I just spent a week in Germany helping rescue an American and get them back home. That's only half a joke. I need sleep.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know, having a house full of people is both really nice, and really damn annoying. Sister's husband decided to just abandon her and their three kids, so they're staying with me. 3 Teenagers. I swear to god, I hear TikTok in my sleep now from them blasting it on the tv.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, it's been a minute, huh? How's everybody doing?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing the ✨dress✨

submitted 344 days ago • 11 comments

Welp, just gonna put this over here! Courtesy of @ellteo.bsky.social

submitted 350 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

submitted 364 days ago • 0 comments

Damned if this isn't a mood today.

submitted 401 days ago • 0 comments