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One of these men got his job as chairman of the joint chiefs based entirely on the color of his skin. It's not the one on the left.

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

how is spending time golfing supposed to bring down the cost of groceries

when i say i support trans rights, i goddamned mean it

why doesn’t the west ever ALSO say, palestine’s battle for freedom is the world’s, too. if the rule of law is to triumph over tyranny and darkness, the palestinians need unwavering support. because both are true.

thank goodness i finally own both seasons of LOKI on bluray. i think it’s very important to own physical copies of the things you like. i don’t believe for a second that streaming services can be trusted to offer the proper access to the things we love, nor, most especially, do they give a shit

Elon musk sir thank you for saving our country so much money by making everything more dangerous

I forget the actual wording but there was a great tweet about how the Democrats are like a band that just spends all of every show telling the crowd to calm down.

two congressional democrats turning keys at the same time and unlocking a vault with a six page memo inside

If you can’t successfully message against this you don’t deserve another cent in fundraising and should go the way of the Whigs.

I'm going to assume doing it for the exposure pays off just as well here as it does everywhere else.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

there aren’t many international policies more important than palestine. and your position says SO MUCH. whether or not you know what’s going on or you just see/read articles about it. it’s so important to NOT be someone your great-grandchildren will be ashamed of.

easy fix u just have to separate the whites from the colors

ummagumma pink floyd wild is the wind nina simone my generation the who hot rats zappa in the court of the crimson king king crimson in search of the lost chord moody blues ultimate spinach ultimate spinach climbing mountain sacrifice black widow déjà vu csn&y faithfull forever marianne faithfull

Imagine it's 1995 and a real-life flesh-and-blood time traveler appears and asks if you want to see a computer game from 30 years in the future. Imagine how pissed off you would be.

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

It's funny because they're gay, the worst thing a person can be.

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

we have a delorean parked outside tonight

you gotta be one dumb motherfucker to be actively against diversity in the united states of america, in the 21st century.

We’re in for weeks of this on end. One of Musk’s tween haxx0rz stumbles into a complicated system they don’t understand, thinks they’ve discovered something earthshattering the veteran dunces never noticed, relays to Musk who also doesn’t understand, and broadcasts it to millions of followers.

at the amc metreon for the new led zeppelin doc

i was walking outside to leave a note on the gate for fedex, and the driver was standing there when i opened the door. what timing!

Eric Adams didn't even get a quid pro quo from Trump—he got an open-ended threat of renewed prosecution if he ever crosses the administration

Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

Drake (sadly): bumbaclaat

Serena Williams during Kendrick Lamar’s #SuperBowl halftime show.

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au

I'd like to see ol Patty Mahomes wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

*zzzzzzzz*

I'm a one-issue voter and it's "we absolutely need to let banks do mortgage fraud again, it's important." So this is a pretty big day for me.

a distinguished gentleman

waiting for DOGE to cut government subsidies to private companies. that would be a great way to save money!