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I exist against the will of that massive explosion that made this rock in the middle of existence, and I could not care less. Just call me Order. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA My blood is a controlled substance in 39 states/ref
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Howdy gamers, it's Tuesday, guess what? Time for me to ask for help again. There is a bill in congress that will set the stage for me to lose my healthcare as a trans person! Super cool, not. If I lose access to my hormones, my de-regulated body will make life hell. Help me leave somewhere safer?

THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR OC(S) WHEN UR **BORED** #splatoon edition!! ✨✨💅💅 a thread (🧵) reposts appreciated!!

Please help me leave this place ASAP. It isn't safe for trans people. I dont want to be stuck here. Please. #trans #mutualaid #help #transgender

Fucking this, I'm tired of people calling Nintendo the second coming of Satan or whatever Sorry this isn't a happy fun post, I'm just fatigued in general

I want to use this account to finally clear up a surprising misconception about the new ToS for Switch 2. Thread down below and repost when you can.

WIP — Mawile Sanctuary Rangers! Sylveon joins the squad! #Pokemon #PokemonFanart

Silly idea that I cooked up in about 20 seconds so it isn't brilliant buuuuuuuuut :) An ex-assassin that became a stunt double in entertainment due to their experience with high-risk scenarios and their training on how to handle them

EMERGENCY COMMS not to be that guy but Tldr I need to pay rent! I have like 12 days (probably more like 10) to gather the remaining $450 I need (I'll put the whole story and link in the thread below) #splatoonart #ocart #comms #commissions #commissionsopen

Pain. Suffering. Eternal torment. It's monday. Time to repost this. Anything helps, really, anything. I'm just trying to get away from this place. #mutualaid #trans

Never done a Ko-fi goal before but my car's AC has gone out and needs to be replaced. Commissions are still open but there's now a Ko-fi goal to anyone who doesn't want a comm and/or adopt but still wants to help out. Even sharing helps 🙏 ko-fi.com/crowngamer90...

Huh. (This was surprisingly difficult for me to figure out because I'm not really sure where I get my inspiration from it kind of just happens lmao) (Feel free to read the alt text! It explains)

Heya. It's me again. Still needing help. Currently, the biggest debt left to pay is at about $12,000 which I am desperate to get rid of so I can leave the US by the end of the year. Please consider donating, and offering #mutualaid for a #trans person.

There should be a more difficult Side Order mode that uses 1-to-1 multilayer purely because the shenanigans would be funny

BIRTHDAY DEAL FOR COMMISSIONS For a limited time (until June 12), if you buy a drawing (or donate) above 50 bucks You get a free Kirby hat drawing! :) I am now 130 bucks away from getting a Switch 2, so please help me out, or share this around^^ Link to my Ko-Fi’s in my bio

I don't know why, but I've been feeling consistently down for at least 2 or so days now. Is it too bad? No, I can keep going through it. Is it a pain in the ass? Absolutely. It'll probably go away, though, these sorts of things often do.

Howdy again! I really seriously appreciate the help!

I would like to propose this If an RPG has an automatic loss if the party leader goes down, that character should have a 1HP Endure mechanic by default (think OMORI) (Also, why can't party members just revive them? They can revive other party members. Are we just broken in the bad sense? ;-;)

The gloogy The gloogy is quite literally :D this is a good day :)

I have a confession to make (no it isn't that kind of confession calm down) I don't know what weapon I should use in Splatoon. I gravitate towards Aerospray because I just like painting, but sometimes I like Nova because of the range... Idk what to do ;-;

The Plague Inc. sound team COOKED with "Nox Eternis" imo

So I'm here to advertise this place but I'm going to do it *my* way So basically we aren't the most serious here lmao (don't ask where my sleep schedule is)

If a South African bell instrument were to have a decoration of a domesticated ruminant mammal on one bell, and a decoration of the Pokémon responsible for Terastallization on the other one Could we call it a Pagogo Goat Agogô?

*ahem* People who complain about special spammers should just go and play Call Of Duty or something. It's Turf War. I'm running the shooter that only really paints. Please shut up about 'oh you only use Booyah Bomb spammer' I'm sorry that my weapon doesn't 2HKO?!

"killing your coworkers is literally a crime" god forbid i ensure people take vacation

Icon C0mmission 💙🩵✨

"Orphie is too powerful and needs to be nerfed" She was nerfed by not liking the usage of her greater powers and preferring her weaker one! "Roller is just every stereotypical 'My parents died' OC" WRONG HE IS DEAD TOO "All of your OC's are traumatised" No? Elysila is fine, and she's pretty there.

Luckily, algorithms don't play a big role on this website ✨ Reposts are the best way to help your favourite accounts to reach more and more people! 💕

Howdy. I'm a trans woman, trying to flee the united states. To do so, I need to clear my debts as quickly as I can. Please consider donating below. If you donate $10 usd or more, @catkoicalico.bsky.social @potocto.bsky.social @naeriie.bsky.social and @draconiart.bsky.social will draw for you!

Commission for @/Man95Waffle over at Twitter #Splatoon #Splatoon3

Hello! C0mmissions are open! You can request one in Kofi down below Feel free to dm me if you are interested 💌✨

Explain your @ Have I explained my username before? I'll check my profile to see if I have and just paste that in a reply lmao (it is the exact same as my username lol)

You know how some people wonder why Sonic drives cars in the Sonic racing games? First and foremost it's for balance reasons but secondly LOOK AT THIS- Lamborghini cooked :)