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Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
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They only want “small government” when they’re not in charge.

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

If this guy wanted to stay in America, then why did he let us take him to El Salvador?

submitted 22 hours ago • 126 comments

Tea Pain keeps hearing a rumor that airport customs agents can seize your phone and search for negative comments against Trump. This seems highly unlikely that the government has that many resources to check that many travelers. Can anyone confirm or deny this seemingly silly rumor?

submitted 1 day ago • 104 comments

I wonder how the Supreme Court feels about granting Donald Trump immunity for official acts now that one of those official acts is telling the Supreme Court to shove their ruling and fuck the fuck off.

submitted 1 day ago • 478 comments

While visiting here in Switzerland, we’ve yet to meet a local that doesn’t speak at least three different languages, whereas Trump is still working on English.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Tea Pain and She Pain are enjoying the heck out of Switzerland, and though the Swiss are perennially neutral, the distaste for Donald Trump here is palpable. Everywhere we go, when people find out we’re from the US, their first reaction is a sour-faced smack down of the Trump administration.

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Says the guy with multiple divorces and six bankruptcies.

submitted 1 day ago • 189 comments

Tea Pain and She Pain are visiting Switzerland this week. While folks in America have to worry about getting disappeared off the streets or losing their Social Security, Switzerland’s biggest problem is people standing on toilet seats.

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

Using Jews to gain more power? We did NOT SEE that coming.

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

We could save democracy, simply by passing law making it illegal for a man to vote if he can’t obtain an erection without a boner pill. You’re welcome.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

A judge should send a Trump cabinet member to El Salvador every day until they bring Mr Garcia back.

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

Our military is a million times bigger than every other nation, Herr Drama Queen.

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

Never forget the simple truth. Republicans are not “accidentally” trying to dismantle democracy.

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

“America hates two things: soccer and kindness.“ – Jason Sedakis

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Ten bucks says El Salvador can’t “find” him?

submitted 5 days ago • 111 comments

It would be the final nail in Democracy's coffin. Toxic male masculinity run amok.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Congress can't give away it's power fast enough.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Tomorrow Trump will call any reticent Republicans and threaten their families.

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

When Trump pretends to be President, markets collapse. When he plays golf, markets rally. Do you think we could convince him to simply play golf for four years?

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

Then SCOTUS needs to remove this third term president.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

If Trump keeps up this nonsense, Amazon will have prices higher than Tiffany’s.

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

We’re really looking forward to meeting this person because the current guy is an idiot.

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

We’re gonna need all the water pressure we can muster to put out the dumpster fire that is the Trump presidency.

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments

This will prevent other countries from proving Trump a liar.

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

Turns out Trump was the "Panican". Who knew?

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

Trump roars and the markets cave. Trump caves and the market roars. See a pattern yet?

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

There's no other conclusion you can reach. He's nuts.

submitted 6 days ago • 172 comments

The Trump presidency in one graph.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Just our luck. America gets it first dictator and he's not even a good one.

submitted 6 days ago • 106 comments

Welcome to the Trumpcession. Trump took a thriving economy and brought it to it's knees in two months.

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

Another Nazi coincidence?

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

Trump is taken away grandma‘s Medicaid, while reimbursing people who smeared their feces on the Capitol walls.

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

They are sending their biggest strongest men with tears in their eyes…

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

"Heinous Crimes" will be classified as saying stuff Trump don't like.

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

Trump wants to destroy the economy, making us weaker as citizens and easier to intimidate. It's a deliberate attempt to eradicate the Middle Class.

submitted 7 days ago • 49 comments

Trump is a daily reminder of just how good Joe Biden was as president.

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

Help ol' Tea Pain, here. When did Trump campaign on the promise of destroyin' the American economy?

submitted 7 days ago • 63 comments

Anyone that thinks billionaires will protect us are fools.

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

El Pinto

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

This morning Peter Navarro said that “tariffs create revenue that will go towards a huge tax cut.” The administration is literally telling us that the poor and middle class are financing tax cuts for billionaires.

submitted 8 days ago • 72 comments

Japanese and Chinese markets are down 8% and 10% respectively. Black Friday in 1929 was -11%. Tomorrow could easily be the worst crash in American history. The worst thing? It’s 100% intentional.

submitted 9 days ago • 476 comments

Check your 401Ks tomorrow and see.

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

The global stock markets have declared an unequivocal vote of no confidence in Donald Trump. It’s time for Congress to do the same.

submitted 9 days ago • 166 comments

Obama: Markets boom Biden: Markets boom Trump: Markets go “boom!”

submitted 9 days ago • 36 comments