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tearsheet.bsky.social
Human cursed to be a chicken when he does something bad. Spends a lot of time as a chicken. Immortal and immoral, but still just a chicken in a big world.
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You know you love Mango. You love little floofs too. Get yourself a little Mango floof...so I can get myself a little Mango floof. It's a win/win.

'So, what did you do this weekend,' asks the cool office dad folk. 'I bought a new vacuum cleaner. I cleaned everything.' That stops conversations, I guess. I got an attachment that can snake into your dryer's lint vent. I'm going to crochet the lint into a bunny. It'll be a Dust Bunny.

Come join Monocles! Now an affiliate! Give Mono some money! Or some love! Or both!

Psst, Raptor Time!

I dunno what a shark coochie is, but I'm game. Wait, no, I'm poultry.

Do you know Space? Come and hang out! Puzzle time!

Psst, Kira time.

This is the KiraP experience right here. Come visit! Still culting!

I suppose you can think of dying as any other situation with poor and contradicting documentation on What To Do and How Things Should Go: Keep an open mind. Stay fluid. Be calm. Expect nothing. Hope for a good surprise. (All is well with me. I'm just getting older. These thoughts come up.)

It's time for a Raptorial! With KiraP!

I went on a long walk today, and thought of things that I did not forget by the time I got home...so I got a lot done once I got home. It's strange to be closer to normal than before. I'm still scatterbrained with the ADHD meds, but a lot of mental noise is gone.

LIVE NOW! Come visit Monocles, introduce yourself, and hang out. Pokemon Emerald! Now!

Just so you know. In case you're following me and don't know KiraP, I suppose? I love ya anyway. Come and join the P-ness.

Donate to the ACLU. They need it. Get a membership. Know your rights.

Come to Flappy's Birthday Stream! Do you know @flappy-the-flapper.bsky.social is hilarious and awesome? Maybe you should find out more. (more birds pls)

It's KiraP time! Come and hang out!

Vivi's streaming. Get in here and be weird and cool and stuff. If you don't know Vivi, come and introduce yourself!

Come visit Space! It's video time!

Do you know @cookiellamavt.bsky.social ? Cookie needs some help with living expenses. If you can, here's the kofi! ko-fi.com/cookiellamavt1

Come visit. I think we're at the "KiraP is going to scream herself hoarse" stage. Everyone's lovely.

KiraP will probably be tormenting pokemon, selling slowbro tails, and giving noogies to Ash. Come laugh at Gary!

Ahhhhh there's still time and I'm posting late aaaaaaaaaa

It's time for deeno! Come hang out with the cool people. And me! ...er, wait.

It's Sunday Morning Vivi time! Come visit!

Come visit Vivi and watch some videos. It's SATURDAY!

David Lynch was so beautifully Odd, it made me feel happy to be Odd too. This one hurts, even knowing his lung problems, smoking habit, and age. See you later, alligator.

Aaaaaa, it's not yet too late! Get in here!

Not a single braincell between them 🤪 #vtuber

Gonna Stream Tommorow at 5pm to celebrate my 2 year trannsiversary. I'll be streaming Sephonie.

Roko's being brave over on Twitch. Come visit. Screaming may be necessary.

It's time for a Space stream. Come and say hi!

Come and join the Vivi chaos, for it is time. Or it is past time, and I'm late.

Come visit Mac, as he swipes another Crab's...stuff. I'm sure there's a better way to phrase it than that.

I started reading light novels for fun, and some are good. On the other hand, some are so terribly awful, holy shit, I should be reading something worthwhile, like three-time Hugo Award finalist author Chuck Tingle's works.

She's back, come give Vivi some shit. I mean, say hi!

The thing about depression is that I can tell you fifty things I don't want to do, but I can't tell you one thing I would like to do.