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Wait….Pete Davidson thinks he’s “really famous people”?

Super Bowl USAID Save Foreign Aid

Maybe if Snoop didn’t want to make a commercial about hate he shouldn’t have bent the knee to trump

BREAKING NEWS Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women. Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties

this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

U.S. Navy orders suspension of social media posts with one big exception: content about "operations defending our southern border," per Navy directive I obtained:

Well there it is…. #TikTok if meta buys it, I’m deleting it.

How Kavanaugh-y….

Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.

My wife sometimes writes “inspirational” quotes on my home office dry erase board. This was today’s….

I believe we’re up to about 7 T-Ravs now

We are so far behind other countries in infrastructure, absolutely depressing.

The fact that an amateur golfer can win a tournament in the PGA and not have the money placed in a trust for them to receive it when they leave college is theft as far as I’m concerned. #NickDunlap just earned $1.5m beating out the best in the game and has to forfeit it since he’s an amateur.

Holy shit, we’re watching Browns/Chiefs and a Cleveland player goes down and the announcer says “an injured Brown is on the field”. My Wife- “wow, that’s racist”. I don’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it

Has anyone else checked on Peacock to see if there is alternate audio (there isn’t) because they can’t handle Cris Collinsworth glazing Mahomes for 3 hrs or is it just me?

In the most first world problem ever. Lego, if you’d take the shiny”ish” finish off of your instruction booklets this old millennial would be a happier camper! #ilostmyglasses

Anyone who is anti-vax is pro-death. Period. The science and data do not lie. And they don’t care about your podcast.

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Remember hands come in a 2 for 1 special

Donald Trump’s attorney general nominee Pam Bondi was once accused of stealing a Louisiana family’s dog named Tank. Had a 16 month custody battle and settled privately, eventually returning the dog to its family.

There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.

Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.