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techjess.bsky.social
Game Developer • Musician • Founder @ABetterABK • labor organizer for @WeAreGWA💙 hobbies: memes, music, gardening, cooking, baking, cosplay, photography Sicilian-American 🇮🇹 ⚠️ Views are my own and not any current or former employers
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As a woman who’s dated 26-year-old men, I cannot support Luigi Mangione getting tried as an adult

Band practice was awesome last night! Our first night in the studio 🤓

Surgeon in the operating room about to perform a circumcision* chat clip that.

Even my sim is catching strays 🙃

All set up and ready for practice Friday 🎉

Moving my gear into our bands shared studio space HYPE 🎉

Sending nudes with the invisible ink message effect in iMessage is so millennial of me but I don’t even care 😇

My mom has been indoctrinated everyone please clap. #hasan

I’m baking cupcakes for my six year olds class tomorrow 🥰

Ready to read about something that isn't more dumb shit at the fuck factory

So we’re just letting Trump and Elon enter motherlode cheats for themselves while the working class has to decide between healthcare or eating 🥴

Mother of rhythm 🎶 I’m obsessed with my babies 😂 which one is your favorite? 😍

Hard mental health day today. Being a single parent is the hardest job I’ve ever had. Showing up because you have to when getting out of bed feels like walking on glass is quite something. I’m proud of myself though. I worked, cleaned my room, showered, bathed the lil one, I did the work.

Miracle - Paramore (practice) the BPM is BPM-ing but I got the intro down 🙏🏻 I sent this to my band chat as proof 😜

Me on my instagram stories knowing they check up on me still

Your dream girl is out there farting so bad in her room right now

@techjess.bsky.social reacting to Anthony Kiedis' live aid outfit: "Dude, looks like he hit random and walked outside."

Who is up dreading reality rn

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

I made kimchi stew for this rainy day 🥰

I don’t know why I, as a full ass adult, have to remind other full ass adults that I don’t owe them anything and their opinion is not required for how I cope with divorce and dating in general.

Someone on instagram was like “deftones is just men moaning to a minor key for 4 mins” and I’m like yeah I like that shit 🤣

The reel has audio thankfully www.instagram.com/reel/DFpENs8...

Decode practice www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y2qE2a/

My "ICE is in my hospital" plan involves throwing a bunch of fentanyl at them and watching them fall to the floor and shake in agony

How are people fuckboys in their 40s? Don’t you have a Roth IRA to add to? Fuck out of here.

Imagine: Found footage horror film and it’s from a dilapidated corporate building and the footage is from creepy all hands meetings with corpo speak and the last video is the layoff.

Added so much flavor to the breakdown 💕

OpenAI right now

Booked flights to Sicily in March. I’ll be visiting family for two weeks; I’m so ready.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools