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Happy 20th birthday to Avatar: the Last Airbender!

Why do the two people who want to make cuts to airline safety never fly commercial?

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

Happy presidents day to all but one of them.

"So we at least solved one of those problems"

The State Dept under Marco Rubio (but we all know who's really in charge) is giving 400 million taxpayer dollars to Elmo to buy some "armored Teslas." Meanwhile, groceries are more expensive than ever. You get what you voted for.

My favorite Super Bowl commercial has been "late stage capitalism has created a lot of systemic problems, and the solution is to Buy Our Product!"

Next time I have to indicate my race on a form, I'm gonna put "couldn't understand a word Kendrick Lamar said in the halftime show"

If you're spending millions of dollars on a #superbowl ad to recruit people to your church, instead of helping those who need it, you're part of the reason America is more nonreligious every year.

Just when 2025 couldn't get worse, it reminded us of Puppy Monkey Baby. #superbowl

I've never been more embarrassed to be a T-Mobile customer 😬

The president does not have the right to salute the national anthem. That is reserved for military and veterans. He is and has always been a civilian.

Ok everybody take a knee

Oh, so my taxes can pay for a White House Faith Office, but can’t fund universal healthcare or free school lunches?

Oops 😬

Happy birthday BlueSky!

Trump just announced that his tariffs will cause “pain” for the American middle class but it’s okay because it will be “worth the price that must be paid.”

This is genius. Make Muskrat pay! Put 100% tariffs on Teslas idgaf

Actually a much more believable prophecy

Imbolc blessings, #witchsky! The first stirrings of spring are just around the corner! (Frankly the last few days have felt like an early spring already, at least where I live.)

I never used Twitter, even when it was good. Now I get it.

whyy.org/articles/sma...

moonlight

This is what unconditional support looks like!

If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea

#MakeThatThe #$$$GulfOfAmerica$$$. #DrillBabyDrill

New defense secretary starting his career off great by shitting on the flag code. This right here is no better than walking on one. Both are acts of free speech, of course, and not legally enforceable. But it sure tells us a lot.

Trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you crybabies

I mean wow…

TIL breaking into a government building and killing security guards is legal.

For no specific reason today, here is a picture of Wonder Woman attacking a Nazi.

Pretty much! 🔮 #Witch #Tarot #Witchsky

The manly tough guy who wants to invade Greenland: "Waah it's too cold outside"