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the best joker in my opinion

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smoking on that shit that made them have The Conversation

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rip gene hackman i feel like this a lot

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open.spotify.com/track/6xkryX... this has gotta be in the discussion for best hot 100 #1 hit ever

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we lost gene hackman and leon the lobster in the same day. how do you come back from this

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cyndaquil the only gen 2 starter not in pokemon ZA and people still think cancel culture isnt real

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wow apparently you can only get antiques roadshow tickets by winning a sweepstakes. its a charlie and the chocolate factory scenario

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chungking express is so crazy because for 45 minutes its a really funny and memorable and heartfelt setpiece that you can tell wong kar wai really cared about. and then you get to the second half which is somehow a million times better

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special thing about balatro is its the rare type of thing you actually enjoy more once you understand it fully

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finally got a balatro high score in the e's

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british antiques roadshow appraiser name: Candalier Covingtonworth us antiques roadshow appraiser name: bart 'deals' dunleavy

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ive decided to branch out my tv time by watching some british antiques roadshow as well as my usual american antiques roadshow

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twitter is now facebook. facebook is now aol message boards

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highest score ever in balatro. one day i will amass enough steel kings to go postal

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finally unlocked Everything in balatro

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smoking on that shit that made aguirre the wrath of god

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i will never respect 'hungrybox'. you cant make me

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seeing this as the last thing that flashes through my mind as i die and pass into the next world

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every nfl fanbase has a ridiulously corrupt superfan. america is really a funny place

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thomas pynchon was horny as hell. another way he's similar to james joyce stylistically

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the pleasure of drinking exactly one beer can not be overstated

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cookie the cat

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the world if records were 10 dollars cheaper than they are now

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most wack part of catholicism is that outside of all the glaring irreconcilable issues it actually has a really cool ideological underpinning. the fact that like 75% of the institutional messaging is 'help the poor' is admittedly very cool

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bob dylan probably the first and only man to make good music about getting divorced

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#1 ranked on the sight and sound critics poll: best movies of the 2020's SO FAR

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i cant believe people online tried to convince me nirvana was overrated and i almost believed them. nirvana really is that good - if anything theyre underrated

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ulysses is the only book so far as an adult that i had to put down and say 'im not smart enough for this'

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figuring out that I might be barely smart enough to read gravity's rainbow. still too stupid for ulysses

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writing an email with this subject line that ends with asking me for 20$ is all the dnc has power to do

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its really funny that democrats spent 4 whole years telling us the president cant really do anything. And within the first month of a republican being president he's basically dismantled half of the federal government

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in the 90's u could make a song called Lump and everyone would be like yea sounds good man

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this is so real

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im the dnc intern who made this image, and let me just say it is SO disrespectful for people to mock something I worked hard on for 6 whole hours

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going back in time 3 years to tell myself that DJ Mustard is gonna prominently appear in the super bowl halftime show

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a few years ago even kendrick doing a super bowl halftime show with 0 songs off tpab and gkmc would be unthinkable

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american electorate

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i always feel like saying thank u when jimbo joker congratulates me for winning a balatro round

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