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I'm Teddy, I write about U.S. politics. Whatever that means at this point. https://teddysquish.substack.com?r=9m3fv&utm_medium=ios

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Sooooo he’s melting down the Fort Knox gold to make these gold citizenship cards, right? People will get like those shitty “gold” Pokémon cards - I had the Charizard.

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we're fucked

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So is Musk president, ooooooooorrrrrr? ground.news/article/gove...

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Trumps second term should come with one of those early 2000’s graphics you’d see on the front of bad comedies that would say shit like “Unbelievably bold faced and funny”

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Oh, so everyone is really just rolling over 👍 very cool

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You know I know a guy, been in the headlines actually. Someone should call him up

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No one told me the ghosts in Dan Da Dan would be so horny

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Until the system is reformed, sadly, violence will be used to prove whatever point moneyed interests don’t want to acknowledge

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Pat Buchanan just got another book idea

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My one claim to fame is that I looked like Hogarth as a kid. I have a better name, but no robot.

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Feels like it should be a bigger deal that this bridge troll is apparently the first point of contact when it comes to foreign policy.

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The inability for the US to admit even the slightest reality of genocide is beyond cruel, and will cause any state dealing with us in the future to rightfully side eye any and everything we say.

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Listen, it’s super cute that she’s so passionate about her ornaments. Shame her husbands a monster, and she seemingly cares about nothing else.

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This is a deal you make with your mom so she’ll let you crash for awhile, not what you say during your confirmation hearings

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Incoming article that uses this post as an example of threatening business people

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The Big Red Ban Button open.substack.com/pub/teddysqu...

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I’ve never had a drinking problem, I’ve only every doused my horrific visions of the battlefield with alcohol come on guys

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Sucking dick or eating ass, only Ted knows

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I like that Tom Sawyers first brush with injustice, his aunt spanking him for something he hasn't done, leads him to his first brush with seemingly unrequited love when a handmaid dumps a pot of piss water on his head while he's fantasizing about his own Romeo moment. Very relatable.

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“Democrats don’t hang out with ENOUGH bigots and billionaires” 🕵️‍♂️

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Really like seeing people such as Noah Samson and Tara Mooknee shifting their content to meet the moment the best way they can. Hadn’t been watching either for a bit.

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Andrew Bailey is like a groundhog, except when you see him it means your day is about to get shittier than you thought and never anything else. apnews.com/article/abor...

Sooooo he’s melting down the Fort Knox gold to make these gold citizenship cards, right? People will get like those shitty “gold” Pokémon cards - I had the Charizard.

we're fucked

So is Musk president, ooooooooorrrrrr? ground.news/article/gove...

Trumps second term should come with one of those early 2000’s graphics you’d see on the front of bad comedies that would say shit like “Unbelievably bold faced and funny”

Oh, so everyone is really just rolling over 👍 very cool

You know I know a guy, been in the headlines actually. Someone should call him up

No one told me the ghosts in Dan Da Dan would be so horny

Until the system is reformed, sadly, violence will be used to prove whatever point moneyed interests don’t want to acknowledge

Pat Buchanan just got another book idea

My one claim to fame is that I looked like Hogarth as a kid. I have a better name, but no robot.

Feels like it should be a bigger deal that this bridge troll is apparently the first point of contact when it comes to foreign policy.

The inability for the US to admit even the slightest reality of genocide is beyond cruel, and will cause any state dealing with us in the future to rightfully side eye any and everything we say.

Listen, it’s super cute that she’s so passionate about her ornaments. Shame her husbands a monster, and she seemingly cares about nothing else.

This is a deal you make with your mom so she’ll let you crash for awhile, not what you say during your confirmation hearings

Incoming article that uses this post as an example of threatening business people

The Big Red Ban Button open.substack.com/pub/teddysqu...

I’ve never had a drinking problem, I’ve only every doused my horrific visions of the battlefield with alcohol come on guys

Sucking dick or eating ass, only Ted knows

I like that Tom Sawyers first brush with injustice, his aunt spanking him for something he hasn't done, leads him to his first brush with seemingly unrequited love when a handmaid dumps a pot of piss water on his head while he's fantasizing about his own Romeo moment. Very relatable.

“Democrats don’t hang out with ENOUGH bigots and billionaires” 🕵️‍♂️

Really like seeing people such as Noah Samson and Tara Mooknee shifting their content to meet the moment the best way they can. Hadn’t been watching either for a bit.

Andrew Bailey is like a groundhog, except when you see him it means your day is about to get shittier than you thought and never anything else. apnews.com/article/abor...

Eberfluke Is this anything?

Well this sounds awful

Good god woman