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My good pal and former bandmate Kev Hopper has just started work on a TRIPTYCH of paintings, the initial sketches of which are too good not to share

Rotation periods & speeds of the planets www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...

If you’re happy, and you know it, you must not watch the news

Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. (via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)

Just once I'd like to hear from Britain's most compassionate head teacher instead tbh, I'm pretty sure they have a lot more to teach us than the horrible one ranting about the wokes

Comedy has a long, long tail.

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

They wouldn’t let me leave until I gave them all my valuables

there's a statue in Cushendun, a memorial to foot & mouth culled goats, called Johann, and if you go look at him on google maps he has a wee friend 😭🤌

This is incredible

kemi badenoch* sketch (*kemi badenoch is the leader of the conservative party)

Saw this on here and thought it was a made up poster. It really isn't, it's real It's really fucking hard not to keep drawing 1930s parallels.

I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it...

Utter madness that, as a 5'2" woman, a huge proportion of the cars that I walk past *in town*, squeezed into parking spaces that barely fit them, have bonnets that are almost level with my shoulder. What chance does a child have.

This. Many of us in Ballymena live in/grew up in poverty. Folk want someone to blame, and the Tories/DUP/Exec have spent two decades-ish telling people the problem is immigrants to deflect from the fact they aren't doing their jobs. No one is immune to propaganda, these are the seeds they have sown.

& with no time for care in framing, two - then three - small leverets (young hares), skittish & feeding below the window

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without you being an absolute nob head about it?

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Anatomy of a fake scandal

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Here we have a senior golden living their best life and a young golden just trying to make it to the end of their shift. Both 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Quick cartoon about the goings on #Musk #Trump

He's boasting about deporting children who had been in their school for over 2 years.

This is an image of British Commandos on a approaching Sword Beach on D-Day, 6th June 1944. War is a horrific thing; these men left their loved ones to enter its hellish cauldron. Some never returned. We remember their immense bravery and sacrifices so that they should never be necessary again.

People always ask why ICE dress like they're about to storm Fallujah and it's because they're huge losers who want to feel like they're going into battle when they're actually hassling some fucking line-cooks at a taco restaurant.

If your industry can't survive without exploiting people, then you're in the wrong industry.

Can I just mention that, under this govt, a new 54 bed mental health ward has just opened in Derby, & funding has been secured for the Derby Florence Nightingale hospital. Labour is getting on with the huge task of restoring our NHS. If nobody gets to hear about any of it the myths just get to go on

Moody skies today on the North Coast… train journey with views to Downhill beach, on the way to Londonderry. 📸 Peter Hayes

Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.

Today is National Biscuit Day, and it’s about time that I populated this account with biscuit (cookie) sets from the past few years. Here are some of my favourites. 🧵 First up, a set inspired by the delicious designs of William Morris and John Henry Dearle.

The Causeway Coastal Route near Waterfoot, County Antrim. 📸 Conor Corbett Photography