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First home game since before Saints I've not managed to get tickets. My lad is going to be gutted. He's only seen wins, I think he'll blame me for not getting tickets if we lose tomorrow now #afcb

Taking the eldest to see the chez today, his first taste of the cup. Need to figure out how to get him a birthday shout out at half time from @mikebotto.bsky.social 🤔

My first encounter of Phil Billing was needing a cheap option in midfield in FPL and bringing the then Huddersfield midfielder in. Pretty sure he helped me win my mini league that year. So for that, for THAT free kick, for annoying so many opinionated "fans", thank you Philip. #afcb

Unal and Evanilson injured, maybe it won't be either/or with Maja and Ferguson now. Brutal. #afcb

What was the old Lewis Cook chant and why haven't I heard it in ages? #afcb

7th green arrow in a row and still not in the top million. Worst season ever and the template is now making a decent rank so unrealistic. Makes it easier to pull more maverick choices like Jota I guess #fpl

Festive gamble on Jota the slotter. He just has some kind of power over me, Jackson in also. Both FTs used. Saka and Solanke out #fpl

90 points and another green but that bench hurts #fpl

Rolling my 1 FT, cap Mo. Fingers crossed for 6th green arrow in a row, can't see me breaking the six figure digit rank this week though #fpl

WOOF 🍒

Never seen the queue like this to get into the Ted shed, what's going on #afcb

55 with 2 to play. Tomorrow could be the huge, a 3-0 for the cherries puts as one place above City, chasing Europe, and if Evanilson and Deano get involved my FPL season might finally be on track for the first time. #fpl #afcb

Not a bad start, Palmer at near 100%eo and capped by main rivals in mini leagues is causing early Mo regret though.

Locked in, most likely won't be online for any potential team leaks. Lewis, Mbuemo, Welbz out for Deano, Enzo, Isak(o). Hard captain choice this week #fpl

Bournemouth late on #motd as usual but I guess these 2 games on before were pretty decent at least. I'm just not that excited to hear Troy Deeney's insightful analysis on us... #afcb

Great article. When does it end? Nice to see AI's Bournemouth on the outskirts of the bunching together though, I do enjoy the long balls to Semenyo.

Rolled the dice and rolled the transfer, might end up with 7 or 8 starters but it felt a waste to use a transfer on such an unpredictable week. #fpl

Couldn't get him doing his actual celebration but great to see Deano get a goal in front of the Ted shed. He's going to be an absolute monster of a player, the sky's the limit for him. #upthecherries #afcb

He's jammed Kluivert off the bench for Dom

Most penalties won by a player in a single premier league season Andrew Johnson in 2004-05: 8 Jamie Vardy in 2015-16: 7 Wilfried Zaha in 2018-19: 6 Raheem Sterling in 2017-18: 6 Anthony Gordon in 2023-24: 6 Evanilson is on 5 already #afcb #utc

Bournemouth coverage on match of the day is a joke. Dion Dublin doesn't know the difference between Kluivert and Evanilson. At least they tried to give some credit this week I guess but it's just an embarrassment. #afcb

I think three assists counts as a haul #fpl

My historic main mini league rival has had an absolute mare with his bench 2 weeks in the bounce #fpl

Evan first ever player to win 3 pens in one match, JK first ever player to convert 3 in one. (Premier league). Shame it wasn't last week when I capped him in FPL but I'll take it #utc #bournemouthsgoalmachine

Great to see Brooks get a start in the league, think it might be his first under AI? Really hope he makes it count, hopefully we'll get away with at least a point #utc

1 FT spent on upgrading that 4.0 villa fraud to Timber. Captain Mo, was really 50/50 on him and Palmer. #fpl

I messed up. I did not consider that Fulham away would not get to general sale, and I had already told my son and his 2 cousins they'd be able to come. Very disappointed children this morning when we realised it's all sold out. #afcb

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Went with captain Evanilson, very much a heart over head decision, and we were not good. Saka and Flekken doing a lot of heavy lifting for the rest of the absolute dross that is my FPL team