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Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.

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If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.

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I never thought I’d relate to Cobel until she spent 30 seconds desperately looking for something and then gave up and took a nap. #Severance #HarmonyCobel

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Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?

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I think my coworker is a goat person. 🐐 Like Rebeck, he’s always making chewing noises but is never chewing on anything AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE! #Severance

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Bruh what if AI is training us? Like IT is creating its own accounts and flooding the internet with AI photos testing us through our responses to figure out the threshold where we can no longer tell it’s AI? Damn it I’m not even high. Then what if it pushes us to self-destruct the human race becau—

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He died for my wings.

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One of my silly pet peeves is when I’m wearing a really warm sweater and someone asks me if I’m cold. Why would I be cold in a warm sweater? That’s the point of wearing a warm sweater!

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I get really excited when I inadvertently discover a song with the same BPM as my car’s turn signal!

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I made mac and cheese but realized too late that I had no milk. But I had just bought some canned queso blanco dip out of curiosity. I may never use milk or heavy cream again. 🤤

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Life hack: You can’t accidentally eat the whole frozen pizza if you don’t cook the whole pizza. Although Hugo would beg to differ; he’ll take it at any means of doneness!

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Oh come on, Conan. No joke? Not even “Ladies and gentlemen please put your feet together for Quentin Tarantino!”

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2025 be like:

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What’s that? Oh those are “Being disabled and having United Healthcare and not being able to afford anything because nearly all of your claims have been denied and now you’re considering dumpster diving for food and I can keep going with everything they’ve taken from me.” #ehlersdanlos

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Oh helllll nah. I’m gonna find whatever spider bitch thought they could take a bite out of me last night. 🕷️

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Has anyone else ever tried to look at their self in the mirror in a dream? It’s so creepy. I don’t think our brains are capable of fully rendering reflections and maybe it’s a visual metaphor for why we need to rely on others in order to see ourselves. No, I didn’t take drugs or eat weird cheese. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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🦅 🇺🇸

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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

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Every time I see someone post about their #Severance promo box:

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Two pictures that give off the same energy:

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How it should’ve gone down.

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I told myself “Just wait long enough, you’ll find it at a thrift store.” Today was that day.

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Good doctor therapy man with the weird little mustache? Perhaps? Perhaps. #Severance #Addicted

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It’s too much to handle! 🥺

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No. More.

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I haven’t even thought of this show since it was on Nick at Nite like 35 years ago? Any opinion I have ever formed about it is dust by now. I would never have remembered its existence if not for this random YouGov question. 😂

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Mark S. has big Mii energy. Doo doo-doo’ doo doo doot-doot-doot. #Severance #ItsThursday

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The older I get, the worse I am with names. But only the guys.

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The same people who trashed a conference on the “Diversity of afferent firing in the cochlea” in Florida yesterday are definitely the same people who refused to buy Corona beer because they thought they’d get the virus from it. We ARE doomed.

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Quote of the day: “Amy [Klobuchar]… appears to have the passion of a saltine cracker.” - u/MNHynotoad

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@tmobilesupport.bsky.social WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! I LIVE IN MINNESOTA!

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Thanks to United Healthcare, I have contributed $0 to my IRA this year, had to change my 401K contribution to the 1% match my job gives me, oh and drained my entire savings account. It’s way more than 30% of claims they deny. I pay ~$500/mo (workplace doesn’t subsidize) and it covers nothing!

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I was looking at a book with Hitler on the cover and it suddenly dawned on me how much he looks like my cousin Jessica.

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Fuuuuck I thought Stephen King’s “It” was long.

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Happy 3rd birthday to my son! My BIG BORT BOY! 🥳 #mysonisalsonamedbort

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I finished making my cat son’s birthday presents for tomorrow (his name is Bort). I also JUST realized that if I make another “O” I can spell out “ORTBO”! #Severance #ORTBO #mysonisalsonamedbort

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It should’ve been obvious to me that a plastic wagon meant for a child isn’t strong enough to pull 400lbs of sand. My bad. 😆🤦‍♀️

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There’s finally a store close enough to us that sells Broken Skull beer! It’s in Wisconsin though but at least I can also pick up some Spotted Cow. Also stopped at the library for a physical book. #beerandbooks #steveaustin #brokenskull

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