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PDX Cat dad Cishet asshat Writer and editor Just tryin my dang best https://www.instagram.com/tjcgoofs?igsh=ZXdvMHZsbjFwd3E3
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Ants should eat their vegetables

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Just saw the emoji combo 👉🫶 and I can’t stop laughing

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Help my playlist full of no skips has become all skips

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Props to Divorce Court set design for these podiums that resemble a diamond split in half 👌

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The songs “Waiting for My Man” by Velvet Underground and “Here Comes Your Man” by Pixies are in conversation

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Reheated nachos for lunch 💫

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You know you’re gettin old when some of the songs you enjoyed as a teenager now have [remastered] versions

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My 8-year-old niece keeps using “the force” to draw me closer for a hug 🥹

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Just want the opportunity to relocate my dislocated shoulder by jamming it up against something

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From my notes: “I think I like Lana Del Rey”

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Love findin shit in coat pockets

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I put on Pacific Rim as a background movie but I can’t look away

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Doritos, peppermint tea, and Pacific Rim. Must be 7:00 am!

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Having doritos for a breakfast hors d’oeuvre because I am chaos

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F marry kill: peanuts, cashews, almonds

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Maaaaan what happened to Ashley Judd?! Sigh I guess I’ll use this supercomputer in my hands to find out.

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I just love to eyeball measurements of spices. 1 tsp of paprika? Get that measuring spoon da fuk outta here

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Wild to think that at 36, I am older than Ned Stark in A Game of Thrones

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Saw a sticker that said “these colors don’t run: they reload” and I’m afraid it’s just a little too abstract for me

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Gonna start writing you’re welcome notes to people I do nice shit for

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99-YEAR-OLD DICK VAN DYKE works out 3 days a week. Don’t scare my like that, headlines, gawd!

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Putting off important stuff until that wellspring of time after work and family obligations and parties and laser tag and sleep and shit am I describing the afterlife

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Gonna swerve on yall and start wearing a powdered wig

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Entering my Gary Busey era

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Caught myself googling “quiet bars in Portland.” Def showing my colors as an aging millennial.

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Gotta put on some tunes while I scoop the cat litter

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Fine. I’ll take a deep dive into Cat Stevens’s discography. youtube.com/watch?v=JzZj...

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Me when autocorrect changes “ill-fated” to “ill-farted”:

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Late to bed and late to rise makes a man not give a shit about rhyming

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My music algorithm took me from a song called C*cks*cker by Tyler Bates to If I Were a Rich Man from Fiddler on the Roof so that’s neat

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Forgot how sad Puff the Magic Dragon is 😭😭😭

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I’ve decided to stop second-guessing myself. In other words, I’m second-guessing my tendency to second-guess. That’s guessing²

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Obsessed with the way Bowie says “boogay” in Starman

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I’m pretty sure I own an emotional assault cat

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Lookin to supercharge your obscure TV series? Toss a couple Game of Thrones actors in there

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