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teemcp.bsky.social
Left coast Canadian. I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
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(Left to right) Dessert fork, salad fork, seafood trident, pneumatic drill, casserole nunchucks

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government

“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die

We've all been there, you have a group project due, no one can agree on how to do it and you procrastinate until the night before, so one person has to do all the work and they phone it in. And then boom, there goes the global economy...

Generative ai is impressive in the same way that a Marvellous Counting Pig is impressive. You don't wanna make the pig your doctor.

looking for the best memes and cartoons you all have seen in the past couple weeks. please share in the comments! and of course take them and amplify them on all platforms 🤭

New stuff going up on @peculiarityshop.bsky.social today. Hillary lost their dad this week and both Hillary and Becky are home with COVID, so they could use the support if you'd like to pick up something shiny.

Wait a great way to make something useful out of such terrible cars.

Ok. So. The US imports more peanut butter than we export- by ~20,000 metric tons. 20K tons isn't much compared to other goods. But it's also a lot, considering the US grows 2.75M tons of peanuts/yr. Why? Well, the US exports peanuts to other countries. They make the butter & sell it back to us.

I think for this lent I’m just going to give up.