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Highlander is trash, and I'm an immortal raccoon Please follow me...i'm funny? ...also, chronic illness
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Rubio might be the most evil Secretary of State this country has ever had.

This is absolutely true but also I did see a horse eat a massive slug when I was 8 and he was fine.

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Tonight’s viewing is Phantom of the Paradise, as homework for the Public Access Double Feature writing contest.

come with me and you'll be in a world of strong potato flavor

If you want high internet speed, choose Saurouters. 🚀

I love my work New Gortash body #gortash #baldursgate3 #envergortash #lordgortash

We stand by our reporting.

Holy shit. I think I’ve found a crazy way to make money, I can’t believe no one has thought of this before. You know cocaine, the drug? It turns out it’s MUCH cheaper to buy it in South America than in the USA. If there was a way to resell South American cocaine in the US, you could make a fortune!

i saw this on my TL and went "hell yeah" so hard before realizing it was about the soviet cosmonaut named Yuri Gagarin

RFK believes that he is one of the genetic elect and that it is a violation of the natural order to either impose on the genetic elect with public health OR prevent nature from taking its course with those who are predestined to biological damnation.

This one is gonna stick with Whitmer her whole career because it reveals a deep truth that Americans already feel about their leaders. Americans think their leaders operate behind closed doors, refute the truth, and betray their most basic values to advance some aspect of their personal ambition.

duck sorter procedural animations

Meet Anthony Schmidt, a 16-year-old with #autism who turns #miniature #cars into life-sized works of #art through his incredible #photography

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

Another thing: They literally teach us in medical school during our ethics courses that patients will inevitably be angry with you because you represent a system that has harmed them already and you absolutely have to work on your superiority complex over them or GTFO. “Attitude” should not matter

What’s your most rewatched show? Thing is, as a 90s kid, I almost didn’t even have a choice in the matter. The Simpsons was not only culturally ever present, it was on 5-7 times a day at its peak, on 4 different channels. It was truly unavoidable

There is a 12 FT Home Depot Skelton Mod for Stardew Valley. 😁😁😁 It even has different decorations throughout the year.

Oh boy, we don’t have to wait until 2077 to get a Trauma Team subscription

How’s your showerhead? Never had any complaints!!!

‘WITNESS ME’

Teen boys got their Barbie movie 🥰

If you have a dictionary that you don't show love Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 362101: To make a character really come to life, you have to know how your story changes them. If your main character goes through the story and comes out completely unchanged, then you might need to reassess things.

Woooo last night was rough. Running on 5 hrs of sleep and about to dive in to more work. To those asking how best to support me: pre order the comics on Big Cartel please. If the memoir is ever published it will be a different size and yours will have things theirs does not. This is MY story MY way

Trans-women love Venture Bros. Trans-men love Archer ...something I've noticed

ALL THE PRODIGY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

To the girl in my DMs saying I "set unreasonable transition standards," fuck off. People deserve to have hope, especially when a lot of us believed that the late 30s and older are too late to turn out well.